1 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:31,692 [Horns honking] 2 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:36,597 [Horn honks] 3 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:38,432 [Tires screech] 4 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:40,368 [Brakes squeal] 5 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:42,836 [Door chime rings] 6 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:45,173 Benjy! Benjy, you must come. 7 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,340 What is it? 8 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:48,242 It's Julia. She's going to do away with herself. 9 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:49,977 Good heavens! 10 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,512 [Door chime rings] 11 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:52,680 Man: Now, then, let them worry. 12 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,014 We've got all our stuff. 13 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:55,983 It's that actress on the first floor. 14 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:57,518 Short life and a merry one. 15 00:01:57,585 --> 00:01:59,520 [Footsteps] 16 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:00,020 Where is she? 17 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:01,222 In there. 18 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,590 She said she'd stick her head in the gas oven. 19 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,425 Break the door down. 20 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:05,793 She doesn't answer anymore. 21 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,027 Oh! That's horrible! 22 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,529 Maybe we're too late! 23 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:09,997 Open up! Open up, here! 24 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,965 [Rattling doorknob and banging on door] 25 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,806 Can't you let me die in peace? 26 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:21,875 Julia, it's me... benjy. Don't do anything desperate. 27 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,278 What have I got to live for? 28 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:25,979 They took away my furniture, 29 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:29,016 And the apartment's full of men waving bills, and I'm stony broke! 30 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:31,952 You've everything to live for: Youth, beauty. 31 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:34,722 No good, benjy. Nothing's any good anymore, 32 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,957 Not unless somebody pays off those men. 33 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:42,696 Good idea, guv'nor. Why don't you pay us? 34 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,135 Well, didn't you hear me, benjy? 35 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:50,037 Benjy: Oh, so that's what you're up to. 36 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,039 Well, go ahead and kill yourself. 37 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:53,807 Meanwhile, I'll kill Louise. 38 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:55,843 Louise: Honestly, benjy, I thought she meant it. 39 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:58,279 Benjy: I'm going back to the shop, and I do mean it! 40 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,414 Look. Wait a minute, benjy. Wait a minute. 41 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:02,716 It's just a matter of business. 42 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:06,186 I've got a whole heap of valuable family heirlooms in here, 43 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,256 And I'm gonna let you have the whole lot for a song. 44 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:09,890 I don't want 'em. 45 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:12,426 Now, look, I'm not gonna let you pay off my creditors with your money, 46 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:14,127 I wouldn't dream of it. 47 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,496 Benjy: I never said I would. 48 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:17,898 No, you didn't say so, darling, but I know you. 49 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:21,569 You're such a good, sweet, wonderful, warm-hearted... 50 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:22,970 Oh, no, you don't! 51 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,972 You tricked me once before like that! 52 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,375 Well, I always paid you back, didn't I? 53 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:31,445 Oh, come on, benjy. Please. 54 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:34,515 Oh... 55 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,950 All right. 56 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:37,818 Well, how much? 57 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,320 Rent... £18, 10. 58 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,622 Snow drop dairy... £3, 6. 59 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,824 Benjy: Julia, let me have a look at the stuff. 60 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,926 Well, you can't. I'm in the nude. 61 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:47,361 Well, get out of the nude. 62 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:50,097 They want £35. That's a lot of money. 63 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:53,033 The grandfather clock alone is worth £100. 64 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,035 [Clock chimes, gears rattle and grind] 65 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:58,306 What's that infernal row? 66 00:03:58,372 --> 00:04:00,774 It's, uh, it's a coffee grinder... 67 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,110 An antique coffee grinder. 68 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:05,713 Coffee grinder? I don't want that. 69 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,180 What make of a clock is it? 70 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,584 It's, uh... It's a... Windstock. 71 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:13,687 All right, I'll give you £35. 72 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:17,190 Oh, benjy... £40 or nothing. 73 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,327 I need a little something for myself. 74 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:20,027 No. 75 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,261 Have a heart, guv'nor. 76 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:23,797 All right, £37. £2 for you. 77 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:24,965 £40. 78 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,468 Man: Be a sport, guv'nor, and go another pound. 79 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:28,636 £37! 80 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,538 Julia: 40! 81 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:33,741 £37 and not a penny more! 82 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,509 £42 and not a penny less. 83 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,811 Benjy: Hey, you said 40, and that's all you'll get! 84 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:38,779 Sold! 85 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:39,813 Yes, sold! 86 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,214 Well, good. 87 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,051 All right, all right, come to my shop, and I'll pay you off. 88 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,653 Hooray. 89 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,921 [Door opens] 90 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:52,259 Oh, benjy, you always were an old darling. 91 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:54,261 Now, I'll get dressed, and we'll all go out and celebrate. 92 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,563 Celebrate what? 93 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,466 Well, all my bills are paid, and I've still got £5. 94 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:03,103 [Playing soft dinner music] 95 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:10,411 [Jazz playing over jukebox] 96 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:15,015 All right, Tony, and to top it off, 97 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:16,717 We'll have a bottle of veuve clicquot. 98 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:17,985 Champagne? 99 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,587 Don't worry. The party's on me. 100 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:20,788 You're hopeless, Julia. 101 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:21,989 What's going to become of you? 102 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,057 Oh, something always pops. 103 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,993 Here's a few more bills that came for you. 104 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:29,363 Only a few days ago, Tony seabrook invited her on his houseboat. 105 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,632 Not Tony seabrook the polo player? 106 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:34,435 The same. 6' 4" and how he handles himself. 107 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:36,269 Why didn't you go? 108 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,407 Well, they practically promised me a speaking part in the new Cochran show. 109 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:42,476 I wasn't going to let anything interfere... 110 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,578 What is it? 111 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:47,147 What is it? 112 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:49,116 Nothing. Excuse me. 113 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:52,486 Oh, tell us, Julia. 114 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:55,656 It's my baby. 115 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:56,223 Baby? 116 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:57,357 My little Susan. 117 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:59,393 Well, what happened? 118 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:02,129 She's going to be married. 119 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:05,499 Your daughter? 120 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,938 "The honorable roderick minden." 121 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:13,306 My word. 122 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,209 Who's this Mr. William packett? 123 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:17,811 That's my husband. 124 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,380 Husband? Your husband? 125 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:21,615 Oh, I was just a kid at the time. 126 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:22,883 We got married all of a sudden. 127 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,585 It was in the war. 128 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:29,122 When we came back, we... we just couldn't make it work. 129 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,257 The baby... 130 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,825 Oh, shut up, Louise. What'd you want me to do, 131 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,994 Take her in the chorus with me? 132 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,696 His family had all the money. 133 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:37,030 They could do everything for her. 134 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,600 Too bad to have to give up your child. 135 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,301 You're telling me. 136 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:43,170 But I'll bet it'll be a lovely wedding. 137 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,237 Oh, for the love of Mike. 138 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:45,539 Leave her alone. 139 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:46,540 No, I'm all right, benjy. 140 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,476 It's just a bit of a shock, that's all. 141 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:51,579 You're going to this wedding. 142 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:54,482 Walk across France, I suppose, and turn up in rags. 143 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:59,219 Why, the only decent things I've got are this suit and that skiing outfit. 144 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:00,353 Never mind that. 145 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,490 You want to see your little Susan, don't you? 146 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:03,557 I'd give my life to see her. 147 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,192 And so you shall, my dear. 148 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,226 I'm going to dress you up 149 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,428 To give these swells a treat. 150 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:09,697 Benjy... 151 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,231 Here, waiter! 152 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:13,366 Bring me a telegram form. 153 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,569 You're going to send them a cable. 154 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,571 Oh, benjy... 155 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,675 Oh... 156 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:23,977 You think she'll like me? 157 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,847 She's your daughter, isn't she? 158 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:28,949 She'll like you. 159 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,417 Oh, benjy. 160 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,292 Here you are. 161 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:42,095 Merci beaucoup, madame. 162 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,533 There's a cablegram for Mr. packett. 163 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:46,600 Very well, Daisy. Put it there. 164 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:47,668 Mr. packett's out on the lawn. 165 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:50,270 I'll see he gets it later. 166 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:52,706 [Whack] 167 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,208 [Whack] 168 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:58,712 [Whack] 169 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,819 This mania for hitting little balls all over the place 170 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,621 Is quite beyond me. 171 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:10,423 I suppose you'd say that fishing is much more exciting. 172 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,059 Ah, but fishing is different. 173 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:16,396 When you fish, you sit and rest and relax with time to think. 174 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:18,298 What have you got when you're through with this? 175 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:22,469 Callouses on your hands and muscles in the wrong places. 176 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,104 Daddy, darling, why don't you go in the house 177 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,039 And get yourself a lemonade. 178 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,408 That's a very sound idea. 179 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:30,711 Ahh... 180 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:34,915 Father: If it's muscles you want, why don't you take up wrestling? 181 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,052 Good morning, ritchie. 182 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:39,653 Good morning, sir. 183 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:40,654 Look here, ritchie. 184 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,222 When I engaged you to paint these murals, 185 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:43,523 You had definite instruction. 186 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:44,558 You've made some changes. 187 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:45,593 Ritchie: For the better, I hope, sir. 188 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:46,594 What do you think of this one, sir, 189 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,662 Agamemnon beating psyche at table tennis? 190 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:50,864 Ah, yeah. I think that ought to get over all right, 191 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:52,532 But, uh, the thinker here. 192 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,668 Didn't you use to have a polo game there or something? 193 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,203 You've altered that a bit, haven't you? 194 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,938 Yes, I did, but I got to thinking... 195 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:01,809 If a chap were really thinking, what would he think about? 196 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,044 Yes. I follow your line of thought. 197 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,879 Now, king Arthur here, 198 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:08,448 Is that a board meeting he's holding? 199 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:12,753 Well, you can't see what he's holding. This is poker. 200 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,622 A bit red in the face, isn't he? 201 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:17,124 That's what you call a royal flush. 202 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,659 Sorry I brought it up. 203 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,260 Oh, no. The king brought it up. 204 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:23,897 That's why our friend in the foreground was reduced to his underwear. 205 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,565 Two pairs, I presume. 206 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:28,235 Huh. Oh, you're a little too quick for me today, sir. 207 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,838 I have my moments. 208 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,540 Ah, lady godiva. Very amusing. 209 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:36,977 The boys don't seem to know the race is over. 210 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:37,978 William. 211 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:38,578 Yes, dear? 212 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:39,479 A cable for you. 213 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:40,814 Oh, thank you. 214 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,349 You like the murals any better now, mother? 215 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,317 I've told you repeatedly I didn't like them. 216 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,553 They're completely out of keeping with the rest of the house. 217 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,923 But you persist in... 218 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:50,824 Oh! 219 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:51,759 What's the matter? 220 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,193 Why, it's Susan. 221 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,561 Oh, no, dear. It's lady godiva. 222 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:56,596 No! It's Susan! Look for yourself. 223 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,799 Mother, it can't be. It... 224 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:01,301 Well, upon my soul! 225 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,636 Must have been a slip of the brush. 226 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:05,372 Well, you'll oblige me by altering that face at once. 227 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,606 I should think so. 228 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:09,877 Why, it's such bad taste. It's absolutely disgusting. 229 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,679 I say, mother, will you come with me, please? 230 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:12,980 I want to speak to you. 231 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,048 Susan, I want you, too, in the drawing room, please. 232 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,650 Yes, dad. 233 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:23,423 Very funny. 234 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,293 Oh. I thought your fiance might like it. 235 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,395 Very funny indeed. 236 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,703 "Thanks for invitation to wedding. 237 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,671 "I'm grateful, happy, excited, 238 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,940 "And taking boat train tomorrow. 239 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,141 Julia packett"! 240 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,142 Yeah. 241 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,811 Invitation? I don't understand. 242 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,478 How did she get hold of an invitation? 243 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:47,047 Well, I know I didn't send her one, 244 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,116 And I don't suppose you did, mother. 245 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,984 Now, this is no time for joking, William. 246 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:54,121 I know, but somebody sent it. Susan? 247 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,588 Why should I want to have her here? 248 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,991 This is appalling. Who could have invited her? 249 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,728 I'll get the guest list. I'm certain her name isn't on it. 250 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,595 She's never bothered us in all these years. 251 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,464 She even refused the money we offered her. 252 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,333 I don't know what's come over her now. 253 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,835 Well, if you'd listened to me in the first place, 254 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:08,736 This never would have happened. 255 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:09,870 William: Oh, of course, of course. 256 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,471 Now, this is all your fault. 257 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:14,507 You should have arranged for a divorce years ago, but you didn't, 258 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,176 So now we must stop her. 259 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,045 Here's her address. Cable her. Tell her. 260 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,512 Well, I can't just write "don't come." 261 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:20,580 What would you suggest? 262 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,215 I haven't any idea, mother, what to suggest. 263 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,584 I mean, if, uh... 264 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,720 Unless I arrange to meet her in Paris. 265 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:27,788 Well, what will you say? 266 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,757 I'll be perfectly Frank. That's the only way. 267 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,558 After all, she left the child with me 268 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:32,793 From the day we agreed to part. 269 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,895 Now she has no right to force herself on us now. 270 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,329 Certainly not. 271 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,397 I think I'll leave immediately. 272 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,200 Yes. And, William... 273 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,601 Don't be seen in public with her. 274 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,737 You might meet some of our friends. 275 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,706 Mother, she's no longer a 17-year-old chorus girl. 276 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,675 She won't turn up in tights. 277 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,645 [Man whistles] 278 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:49,236 Beg your pardon. Either one of you ladies got some eau de cologne? 279 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,938 Oh, I've got some smelling salts. Why? 280 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,405 It's ma. She's gone blue. 281 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,008 Oh, let's have a look. 282 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:00,881 Julia: Get out of the way. 283 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:01,681 Do you want to kill her? 284 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:02,816 Let the lady take charge. 285 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,117 Get her hat off, quickly. 286 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,886 [Lady moaning] 287 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:10,290 Careful, Freddy. It's my new Katie. 288 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,292 Look, it's pinned here, can't you see? 289 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,994 She won't let us loosen her stays. 290 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,462 Quite right, too. Here, hold this. 291 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,664 This stomach wants holding together, not loosening. 292 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,266 You should tighten them up, if anything. 293 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,034 You can't. Not without killing her. 294 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,702 I don't see how she breathes as it is! 295 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:26,606 Here, have a good, deep whiff of this. 296 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:34,081 Ahh... 297 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,818 You have wonderful lung power. 298 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,020 Yes, indeed. 299 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:42,755 You should hear her sing the last chord upside down. 300 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,058 Huh. Well... Are you feeling better now? 301 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,593 A little. 302 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,662 Come on. Help me get her down to my stateroom. 303 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:53,233 Oh, you'll be fit as a fiddle in no time. 304 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,135 Now, believe me, darling, 305 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,136 Or believe me not... 306 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,671 I said to myself, "greasepaint," 307 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,573 The moment I set eyes on you. 308 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,809 Yes, I thought perhaps you did. 309 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:06,046 With manner correct and every inch a lady, 310 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,181 I said to myself, "greasepaint." 311 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,782 I'm never wrong. 312 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,984 Are you sure you're feeling all right now? 313 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,620 Oh, fine, fine. 314 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,355 Good, good. 315 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,525 You know, this nice bunch of sons you have... 316 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,760 What's the name of the big one? 317 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,997 You mean Freddy. 318 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:27,167 Well, uh, maybe I better go upstairs and tell them you're all right. 319 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,368 They might worry. 320 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,703 Won't you have a glass of champagne before you go? 321 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,539 Thanks, no. 322 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,807 All I want is fresh air. 323 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:40,313 Well, would you believe it? 324 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,448 So you're Freddy, huh? 325 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,050 That's right. 326 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,851 You know, somehow the name Freddy, 327 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:47,654 It doesn't quite seem to suit you. 328 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,923 Well, the name's really Alfredo ghenoccio, 329 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,059 After me ancestor who gave the command performance 330 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,062 Before king James ii at Hampton court. 331 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,796 Fancy that. 332 00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,865 I suppose I ought to be quite scared 333 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:02,569 Being out here with a big, strong, dangerous-looking man like you. 334 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,104 Oh, we're a very famous family. 335 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:07,474 The 6 flying ghenoccios have topped the bill for over 200 years. 336 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,877 Really? Were all the others handsome, too? 337 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,646 Well, it's not so much what they looked as what they did. 338 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,216 In acrobatics, you can say we changed the whole picture. 339 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,151 But you kept the frame. 340 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:18,986 How's that again? 341 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,788 The frame, Freddy. This. Whoo! 342 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,323 Oh... 343 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,258 The others arm's stronger. 344 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,394 Ah ha. Well... 345 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,430 Ohh... Ha ha! Say... 346 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,365 I bet if you took me in your arms, 347 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,535 You could just about crush me to death. 348 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:42,209 It's the training what does it. 349 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,845 Well... You must be a riot with the women. 350 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,914 Oh, we always went pretty big with the men, too. 351 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,849 It takes all sorts to make an audience, you know. 352 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,851 Oh, forget about the audiences, Fred. 353 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:55,522 Here we are, blue seas, romance in the air. 354 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,657 In fact, the only thing that's missing is the moon. 355 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,492 I've got no use for it meself. 356 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,894 Moonlight keeps people out of the theater. Nutters and such. 357 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,463 Oh, come off it, Fred. 358 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,864 What, you mean to say 359 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,766 You've never been out in the moonlight alone with a girl? 360 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,336 Listen, Julia, if I ever went out with a girl in the moonlight, 361 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,737 She'd have to be good. 362 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:11,938 Good? 363 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,207 Certainly. Handspring, somersault, trapeze work... 364 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,708 Something we could use in the act. 365 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,610 Otherwise, it's just a waste of time, see? 366 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,947 Oh, Freddy, can't you ever forget about business? 367 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,883 Well, we got to find somebody to take ma's place someday. 368 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,618 Oh, is ma in the act, too? 369 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,654 She don't fly. She sings a song or two. 370 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,988 You know, in tights. 371 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:31,591 Between you and me and the bedpost, she's a bit past them. 372 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,461 Well, they do sort of emphasize a bit, don't they? 373 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:35,762 You should see the finale! 374 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,998 Ma's a princess, see, imprisoned in a high tower. 375 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,967 She's singing "save me! Save me!" 376 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,036 Just as me and the boys happen to be passing by. 377 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,437 What a coincidence. 378 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,473 So we form a human ladder with me at the bottom, 379 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:50,210 And we pass her down from one to the next, ever so gently, 380 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,011 Like she was a bit of dresden China, 381 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,546 Singing all the time. 382 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,581 And then biff! 383 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,015 I tell you, it knocks them cold! 384 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,017 Oh, it sounds most romantic. 385 00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,018 Ah, it's terrific. 386 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,387 Say, listen, Julia, 387 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,255 We're giving a special benefit performance in Paris tonight 388 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,456 Before we go out on tour. 389 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,557 Why don't you come in? 390 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:09,562 Oh, Fred, I'd love to, but I'm sorry, I can't. 391 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,431 I have an appointment. 392 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:12,799 But good luck anyhow. 393 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,034 Oh, thanks. We'll be all right, as long as ma gets well. 394 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,236 Oh, she'll be fit as a fiddle. 395 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,037 I gave her a bottle of champagne. 396 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,139 You did what? 397 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,141 Just one bottle. 398 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,244 She gave ma a bottle of fizz! Come on! 399 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:25,945 What's that? 400 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,384 Crikey! Two bottles! We're ruined! 401 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,585 Now she won't stop for a week! 402 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:33,786 Ma: Ha ha ha! 403 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:34,954 * save me... * 404 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:35,688 That's her! 405 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,257 * save me * 406 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,893 * won't somebody save me? * 407 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,964 * save me from this horrible fate * 408 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,400 * woo! Help me! Help me! * 409 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,601 Fred: Hey, ma! 410 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,470 * oh, won't somebody help me... * 411 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,305 [Horn blows] 412 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,574 * before it's too late? * 413 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,609 Hee hee hee! 414 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,515 Bunny! 415 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,451 Bill, my dear fellow! 416 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,353 I'm glad to see you. What are you doing in Paris? 417 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,820 I've already done it all. 418 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,489 I'm just on my way to catch the train for your neck of the woods. 419 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:10,957 Oh, wonderful. I'll be there tomorrow. 420 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,160 And meanwhile, mother will make you very welcome. 421 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,362 Well, uh, I'd rather planned to stay at the hotel 422 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,463 Until the day of the wedding. 423 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,431 It's a bit closer to the gambling casino and... 424 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,632 And, uh, the ladies. 425 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,301 Well, why not? There are only two kinds of men: 426 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,236 Those who admit they like women, and liars. 427 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,070 Man: Pardon, monsieur. 428 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,104 Yes? 429 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,306 The clerk has said you are Mr. packett? 430 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:27,039 I am. 431 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,308 I have a message for you. 432 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,108 What is it? 433 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,244 It is confidential. 434 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,012 Oh... Confidential. 435 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,081 Don't tell me that you've come round to my school of thinking. 436 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:35,948 Oh, nonsense. 437 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:36,983 Well, I've got a train to catch. 438 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,251 I'll see you in a few days, old boy. 439 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,852 Happy hunting, bunny. 440 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,188 Well, let's hear it. 441 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,356 You understand, monsieur, to find you was great trouble, 442 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,657 And I had to take a taxi. 443 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,993 Ah, yes, yes, of course. 444 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,628 Be a long walk, wouldn't it? 445 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:49,696 Merci, monsieur. 446 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:53,032 Thank you. 447 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,478 Uh, where is the lady who gave this to you? 448 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,215 Oh, monsieur, it is not discreet. 449 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,216 A very simple question. 450 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:12,319 I cannot tell... Unless... 451 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,721 Oh, yes. There you are. 452 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,224 Oh, monsieur is incorrigible. 453 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,659 The pretty lady gave me this at the stage door 454 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,494 Off the theater de boulevard. 455 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,329 Theater? 456 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,296 Oh, nothing for you, monsieur. 457 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,964 Just the vaudeville, so-so. 458 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:25,898 Well, where is it? 459 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:26,899 Oh, I show you, monsieur. 460 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,535 Uh, no. Thank you, very much. 461 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,070 I think I can find it myself. Good night. 462 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,243 [Lively music playing] 463 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,787 [Drumroll] 464 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:52,959 [Cymbals crash] 465 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,295 [Applause] 466 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,633 Very good, those acrobats. 467 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,168 I hate acrobats. 468 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,737 [Drumroll] 469 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:05,938 [Cymbals crash] 470 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,607 [Applause] 471 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,988 Julia: Help! Help! Save me, somebody! Save me! 472 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,723 * save me * 473 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,258 * save me * 474 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,727 * won't somebody save me * 475 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:32,565 * save me from this terrible fate? * 476 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:33,933 * help me * 477 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,001 * help me * 478 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,604 * won't somebody help me * 479 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:41,274 * before it's too late? * 480 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,513 [Aside] Down you go now. 481 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,514 [Aside] Not me, chum. 482 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,048 I won't do it. I'm scared. 483 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,116 But you've seen this before. 484 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:53,420 Not from up here I haven't. It's too high. 485 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:57,223 * when you're playing with fire * 486 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,526 * you've got to get burned * 487 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,295 Julia, aside: Take your hands off. Get them off. 488 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:06,098 * when you're playing with fire * 489 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:10,202 * where I'm concerned * 490 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,138 Don't you dare. I'm not going down there. 491 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,040 Think I'm crazy? 492 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:20,212 * holding me so closely is a dangerous game * 493 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,583 * one little, two little, 3 little sparks * 494 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:24,584 Aah! 495 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:25,852 [Audience laughs] 496 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:30,189 * and then there's a flame * 497 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:33,125 * and when there's a flame * 498 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:37,163 * that's only the start * 499 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:40,667 * once it's out of control * 500 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:45,472 * it finds your heart * 501 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:48,408 * but if you don't mind getting burned * 502 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:53,813 * we can share the desire * 503 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,548 * but not... * 504 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:56,749 She could get hurt. 505 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,818 * ...Playing with fire * 506 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,620 * save me, oh, save me * 507 00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:04,357 * the flame's burning higher and higher * 508 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:09,028 * when you're playing with fire * 509 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:12,765 * when you're playing with fire * 510 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:16,202 * you're gonna get burned * 511 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:24,844 * and you're playing with fire where I'm concerned * 512 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:31,017 * holding me so closely is a dangerous game * 513 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,954 * you'll find yourself all aflame * 514 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:38,090 * and lose your heart * 515 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:40,760 * but if you don't mind getting burned * 516 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:43,630 * we can share the desire * 517 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,098 Oh, be careful! 518 00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:52,304 * when we're playing, playing with fire * 519 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:55,975 * save me, oh, save me, won't somebody save me? * 520 00:22:56,042 --> 00:23:00,179 * help me, oh, help me, won't somebody help me? * 521 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:05,317 * we can share the desire * 522 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:08,955 * that love will inspire * 523 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:14,827 * when you're playing with fire * 524 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,231 Look, boys, I'm terribly sorry. 525 00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:22,502 I really gummed up the works, didn't I? 526 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,837 [Men in audience yelling approval] 527 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:35,047 Man: Hey, come here! 528 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,483 Julia: What do you know? How are you, chums? 529 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:37,917 How about a song for the British Navy? 530 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,452 Right you are. What'll you have? 531 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,854 Rule, britannia. 532 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,189 Man: British grenadier. 533 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,223 The maestro's got one. 534 00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:45,424 He's got it. 535 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:48,427 [Orchestra playing] 536 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:50,997 * not so long ago * 537 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,565 * things looked pretty slow * 538 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:55,968 * in fact, the world seemed barely up a tree, sir * 539 00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:59,972 * so, young brown said with a sigh, "toodle-oo, cheerio, good-bye" * 540 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:03,943 * I'll take me dad's advice and go to sea, sir * 541 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:07,647 * all his pals were sad when he went away * 542 00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:11,017 * but last week, a letter arrived to say * 543 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:15,287 * "by gad, I'm glad I listened to my old dad" * 544 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:18,758 * oh, what a difference the Navy's made to me * 545 00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:22,529 * everything you see is different as can be * 546 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:25,532 * they decked me out in a uniform * 547 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:29,836 * and it's a uniform that takes the girls by storm * 548 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:33,372 * they say the admiral is crazy over me * 549 00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:35,107 * and so he ought to be * 550 00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:36,743 * for he can plainly see * 551 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:40,547 * so though I owe a lot to the Navy * 552 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:44,717 * it's nothing to what the Navy owes to me * 553 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:51,724 * everything you see is different as can be * 554 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:54,761 * they decked me out in a uniform * 555 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:59,065 * and it's a uniform that takes the girls by storm * 556 00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:02,468 * they say the admiral is crazy over me * 557 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:04,303 * and so he ought to be * 558 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:06,205 * for he can plainly see * 559 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:09,709 * so though I owe a lot to the Navy * 560 00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:13,913 * it's nothing to what the Navy owes to me * 561 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:18,017 [Applause] 562 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:38,605 Freddy: Listen to that applause! 563 00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:39,639 Listen to that applause! 564 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,073 Julia, you were wonderful! 565 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:42,575 You were sensational! 566 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,376 We never went over this big before! 567 00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:46,145 Oh, I've never had so much fun in my life. 568 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:48,414 Then join us. We'll leave your song in, just like tonight. 569 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,348 Freddy, do you mean it? 570 00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:50,850 Why, sure. How about it, boys? 571 00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:51,918 Man: You said it! 572 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:54,353 Oh, that would be wonderful! I'd love it. 573 00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:55,354 What time is it? 574 00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:56,422 It's 10 to 11:00. 575 00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:58,457 Oh, my train. Let me down. I'll miss it. 576 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,395 Yes? 577 00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:06,899 I'm looking for the lady playing with the acrobatic troupe... 578 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:08,234 The ghenoccios. 579 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,335 Have you met madame? 580 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,003 I most certainly have. 581 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,339 Dressing room number 5, on the other side. 582 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,307 Ah. Thank you. 583 00:26:20,446 --> 00:26:22,481 Huh. Well, i... 584 00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:27,553 Bonsoir, monsieur. 585 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:29,622 I... I'm sorry. I thought that you were... 586 00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:30,389 I know. 587 00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:33,059 Yeah. Ahem. 588 00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:38,831 [Barking] 589 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:49,408 [Toots whistle, blows horn] 590 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:53,212 Woman: Monsieur, she loves you. 591 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,514 She only does that with friends. 592 00:26:55,581 --> 00:26:57,183 Au revoir. 593 00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:16,669 [Blows horn, toots whistle] 594 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,182 Oh... 595 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:31,250 I'd like to see miss... 596 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,352 One moment, monsieur. 597 00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:35,121 Thank you. 598 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:37,123 Madame, you have a visitor. 599 00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:38,124 An englishman. 600 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:40,292 Simply magnifique. 601 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,361 How opportune. 602 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:45,531 I look well tonight, even if I do say so it myself. 603 00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:49,468 Oh, madame, he is so handsome. A gentleman! 604 00:27:49,535 --> 00:27:50,903 We shall see. 605 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,441 [Knock on door] 606 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:58,410 Impatient boy. You shall stay here. 607 00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:00,747 If I want to be alone with him, 608 00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:03,816 I'll drop me powder puff... 609 00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:04,851 Like this. 610 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:05,985 I understand. 611 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,755 Now you may show him in. 612 00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:09,756 Entrez, monsieur. Thank you. 613 00:28:09,822 --> 00:28:12,691 How do you do, mister... 614 00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:14,994 Uh, packett. William packett. 615 00:28:15,061 --> 00:28:15,928 Uh, packett. 616 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:16,896 Yeah. 617 00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:18,831 Sounds familiar. Frightfully familiar. 618 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:20,166 Really? 619 00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:21,367 Do we know each other? 620 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:22,902 I don't believe we've ever met. 621 00:28:22,969 --> 00:28:24,436 Naughty boy. 622 00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:28,307 Came in just like that without a proper introduction. 623 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:31,210 Well, I thought that, uh... See... 624 00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:32,644 Don't apologize. 625 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:33,479 You see, I thought... 626 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,414 I know what you mean. 627 00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:37,083 It's not that. It's just that i... 628 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:38,751 Oh! Me powder puff. 629 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:41,187 Huh? Oh. Allow me. 630 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:42,121 I'll put it right there. 631 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:44,156 Is it your first visit to Paris? 632 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,858 Oh, no. I've been here many times. 633 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,927 This city never lets you down. 634 00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:50,930 The air, the lights, the wine. 635 00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:53,465 There's, uh, just one thing. 636 00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:55,868 French women are so incredibly stupid. 637 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:57,403 Well, thank you for warning me. 638 00:28:57,469 --> 00:28:58,805 You're not leaving? 639 00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:01,373 It was all a mistake. I was really looking for somebody else. 640 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,474 So if you'll excuse me... 641 00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:03,109 Oh! 642 00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:05,812 [Barking] 643 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,017 [Porter yelling in French] 644 00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:15,087 Ah! Oh! We made it! 645 00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:16,188 I wish we hadn't. 646 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:17,623 Oh, Freddy, it was wonderful. 647 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:19,792 I'll never forget this night. 648 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:21,760 And don't worry, I'll send the tights back in the morning. 649 00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:23,562 Ah, but, Julia, you don't have to send them back. 650 00:29:23,629 --> 00:29:24,730 We want you to join the act. 651 00:29:24,797 --> 00:29:25,497 You mean it? 652 00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:26,966 Of course. We all mean it. 653 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:28,500 Oh, that would be heaven. 654 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:30,669 To be singing every evening and... 655 00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:33,305 Oh, Freddy, I love you! 656 00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:34,606 Oh! 657 00:29:34,673 --> 00:29:35,341 But, Julia? 658 00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:36,275 Yes, darling? 659 00:29:36,342 --> 00:29:38,044 There's something I want to ask you. 660 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,245 Will you be Mrs. ghenoccio? 661 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,580 Will you marry me? What? 662 00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:45,051 Oh! Oh, dear. Isn't this a bit too sudden? 663 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:47,519 I mean, aren't you rather impetuous, Freddy? 664 00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:49,521 Well, you said you loved me. 665 00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:52,424 Oh, darling boy. 666 00:29:52,491 --> 00:29:54,994 You've made me the happiest man in the world! 667 00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:57,696 What? I can't hear you! 668 00:29:57,763 --> 00:30:00,199 You've made me the happiest man in the world! 669 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,368 [Train whistle blows] 670 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:09,842 Madame! 671 00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:13,045 Hobson. Well, how are you? 672 00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:14,113 Oh, it's good to see you. 673 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:15,214 And you, madame. 674 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:19,218 Thank you. How is... How is everybody? 675 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:22,254 She's all you could hope for... And more. 676 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:23,755 It's been a long time. 677 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,192 Well, it hasn't been so long for me, madame. 678 00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:29,128 Two summers ago, Daisy and I, the gainsborough theater. 679 00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:30,762 You wore a bright green costume. 680 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,665 I think the play was called something about earth. 681 00:30:33,732 --> 00:30:36,468 The show was mud in your eye. 682 00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,670 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! 683 00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:41,040 Hobson, we are now on sacred ground. 684 00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:42,241 Oh, yes, of course. 685 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:44,576 This way, madame. 686 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:45,611 How's Daisy? 687 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,547 Wonderful. Thank you. 688 00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:50,249 Mrs. William packett. 689 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:52,651 Who? 690 00:30:52,718 --> 00:30:55,254 Well, my dear Julia. 691 00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:56,788 This is most unexpected. 692 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,824 Oh, the moment the invitation arrived, 693 00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:01,693 I turned to my banker, and I said, "benjy," I said, 694 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,695 "Sell whatever stocks and bonds are necessary. 695 00:31:03,762 --> 00:31:05,664 I'm on me way to the South of France." 696 00:31:05,731 --> 00:31:07,866 But when we got your cable, we immediately arranged... 697 00:31:07,934 --> 00:31:10,402 Oh, I know. I'm afraid I'm days ahead of time, 698 00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:13,472 But I was just dying to see Susan. 699 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:14,440 Where is she? 700 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:15,942 Susan is in her room. 701 00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:18,444 What I'm trying to say is that when we got your cable, 702 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:20,512 We arranged for William to meet you in Paris. 703 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:22,348 Well, that was very nice, 704 00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:24,883 But I'm afraid I was terribly busy there, 705 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:26,953 And somehow I missed him. 706 00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:28,654 However, no harm done. 707 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,422 I'm here. 708 00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:32,091 This is most unfortunate. 709 00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:32,959 What is? 710 00:31:33,025 --> 00:31:34,026 There's been a terrible mistake. 711 00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:36,562 That's why we tried to stop you. 712 00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:38,297 Stop me? 713 00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:41,100 You see, you were never invited. 714 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:43,335 And we naturally felt that you of all people 715 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:47,940 Wouldn't wish to intrude at this particular time. 716 00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:56,448 I see. 717 00:31:59,085 --> 00:32:01,387 This should never have happened. 718 00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:06,358 I would like to see my daughter. 719 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:08,794 I'm sorry, but I must insist you don't. 720 00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:10,396 It would be very embarrassing for Susan 721 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:12,764 And possibly distressing for yourself. 722 00:32:12,831 --> 00:32:15,301 Mrs. packett, the last time we met, 723 00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:17,036 You forced me to give her up. 724 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:18,170 Forced you? Nonsense! 725 00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:19,738 Why, you could have taken Susan with you. 726 00:32:19,805 --> 00:32:20,872 Could I? Where? 727 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:21,773 Well, wherever... 728 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,742 You know how I had to live. 729 00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:26,345 Theatrical lodgings and a job in the chorus when I could get it 730 00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:28,414 And pawning my clothes when I couldn't. 731 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,550 Trailing around the provinces with a number two company. 732 00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:34,653 Even you couldn't think I'd do that to my child... 733 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,922 Not when her father could do so much better for her. 734 00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:38,657 You made your own choice. 735 00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:41,827 I had no choice, and you know it. 736 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:43,962 You left me nothing, 737 00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:46,965 Not even the right to visit Susan now and again. 738 00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:50,369 Would my seeing her once or twice a year have interfered so much? 739 00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:51,903 There was a very important reason for that: 740 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,206 We wished Susan to be brought up as a lady. 741 00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:55,474 She was born one. 742 00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:57,709 Possibly. But would she have remained one 743 00:32:57,776 --> 00:33:00,012 In your somewhat bohemian circle? 744 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:01,580 Perhaps not. 745 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:02,848 But at least we could have been together, 746 00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:04,750 And I wish to heaven we had. 747 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:07,786 I assure you that Susan does not share that wish. 748 00:33:07,853 --> 00:33:11,890 All right, I know nobody wants me here, so I won't stay, 749 00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:14,160 But she's still my daughter, and she's getting married, 750 00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:17,696 And I'm gonna see her. 751 00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:21,600 15 minutes in all these years is not too much to ask. 752 00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:56,668 Yes? 753 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:01,107 Hello, Susan. 754 00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:03,041 Are you from the dressmaker's? 755 00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:05,043 Ah... 756 00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:09,581 Well, what is it, please? 757 00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:14,853 Susan, I'm your mother. 758 00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:18,157 Oh. 759 00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:22,060 I can't believe it. 760 00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:23,495 Why, you're all grown up... 761 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,797 And beautiful. 762 00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:31,870 Look, won't you... Would you care to sit down? 763 00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:34,373 Thank you. 764 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,876 All grown up and going to be married. 765 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:40,479 Oh, it's impossible. 766 00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:43,615 The last time I saw you, you were this size. 767 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:46,485 I bathed you in a basin that was no bigger than a... 768 00:34:46,552 --> 00:34:48,787 It was no... No bigger than that. 769 00:34:48,854 --> 00:34:50,589 Really. 770 00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:53,159 I could hold you in one hand, only I didn't. 771 00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:55,494 I was afraid you'd fall and break. 772 00:34:55,561 --> 00:35:00,366 Oh, thank heaven it didn't leave a scar. 773 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,900 First time you were in your highchair, 774 00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:05,637 You fell out and cut yourself, remember? 775 00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:08,039 No. I'm... I'm afraid I don't. 776 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:13,512 And I got you a funny little fuzzy white dog with no tail at all. 777 00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:17,383 Of course you wouldn't remember. You were too little. 778 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,685 The first thing I remember was my... 779 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:23,389 My party dress with the pink sash. 780 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:29,428 Oh. That would be after I went away. 781 00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:33,165 There isn't anything for us to remember together. 782 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:36,768 The only Susan I know is a tiny baby. 783 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:37,436 I... 784 00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:39,104 Oh, the fun I missed. 785 00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:43,008 I never knew about the highchair. 786 00:35:43,074 --> 00:35:45,577 Now you're going to be married. 787 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,513 Is this your young man? 788 00:35:47,579 --> 00:35:50,716 Yes, it is. 789 00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:53,485 Does he love you as much as he should? 790 00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:55,321 How could he help it? 791 00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:57,689 And do you love him? 792 00:35:57,756 --> 00:36:01,260 Oh, what silly questions. 793 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:06,265 Father went to Paris to... Didn't you meet him? 794 00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:08,867 No. I missed him. 795 00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:13,138 Well, grandmother, wasn't she downstairs? 796 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:16,842 It's all right. I'm not staying. 797 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:17,709 I'm just traveling through. 798 00:36:17,776 --> 00:36:20,912 I only have a few minutes. 799 00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:23,215 I'd love to see you in your wedding gown. 800 00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:25,984 Why... Well, the dress isn't here yet. 801 00:36:26,051 --> 00:36:29,488 Oh. Well, don't forget... 802 00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:31,323 Something borrowed, something blue, 803 00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:34,025 Something old, and something new. 804 00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:37,296 I brought you your something old. 805 00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:42,834 It's your baby cap. 806 00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:46,171 When you were very little, your ears stuck out... not very much. 807 00:36:46,238 --> 00:36:50,141 But we made you wear this all the time. 808 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:54,913 Pin it to your slip. No one will ever know. 809 00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:57,449 Good-bye, dear. 810 00:36:57,516 --> 00:37:00,952 Have a dozen children. Have fun with all of them. 811 00:37:01,019 --> 00:37:05,457 Never let one of them out of your sight, not for a minute. 812 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:10,061 Mother. 813 00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:14,766 Oh, mother, please stay. 814 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:18,003 I... i sent you that invitation. 815 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,104 You sent for me? 816 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:21,239 Oh, yes, mother. 817 00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:23,509 Please stay. Please, mother. 818 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:27,513 Darling, wild horses wouldn't drag me away. 819 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:31,049 Oh, Susan, baby, are you sure? Are you sure you want me? 820 00:37:31,116 --> 00:37:33,685 Oh, of course I want you. 821 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:36,455 I think I've always wanted you. 822 00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:37,523 Oh, darling. 823 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,425 Oh... 824 00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:42,428 Madame! 825 00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:45,364 Daisy! Oh, you look wonderful! 826 00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:46,898 Hobson told me you were here. 827 00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:49,067 I had to see you before you left. 828 00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:50,369 She's not leaving, Daisy. 829 00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:52,471 She's staying for the wedding, aren't you, mother? 830 00:37:52,538 --> 00:37:54,806 Oh, I'm so glad. 831 00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:55,974 I'll prepare a room for you. 832 00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:58,109 A room for me, Daisy. You'll take my room. 833 00:37:58,176 --> 00:37:59,044 Oh, no, darling. 834 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,312 No, mother. I want you to. 835 00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:03,014 I'll tell grandmother. 836 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:08,153 Oh, Daisy, she's beautiful, she's lovely... 837 00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:09,287 And she's my daughter. 838 00:38:09,355 --> 00:38:10,489 Yes, madame. 839 00:38:10,556 --> 00:38:11,857 Indeed she is. 840 00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:14,926 She likes me, Daisy. I know she does. 841 00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:16,662 She never forgot you. 842 00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:18,730 Every Christmas, when the family was together... 843 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:21,032 Christmas... Everybody here but me. 844 00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:22,901 I never even sent her a present all those years. 845 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,403 Oh. 846 00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:29,007 I'm going out to get her something for every Christmas I've missed. 847 00:38:29,074 --> 00:38:33,845 Oh, say, that's... that's quite a lot of Christmas presents. 848 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:38,484 Daisy, they haven't moved that gambling casino, have they? 849 00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:39,385 No, madame. 850 00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:41,052 Good. 851 00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:45,791 [Croupier speaking French] 852 00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:53,399 [Croupier speaking French] 853 00:38:57,469 --> 00:39:00,706 Good luck, mademoiselle. 854 00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:01,807 [Marble hits roulette wheel] 855 00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:03,442 [Croupier speaking French] 856 00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:05,043 Oh, that's too bad. 857 00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:06,512 If I were that roulette wheel, 858 00:39:06,578 --> 00:39:09,715 You'd be a million francs ahead. 859 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:12,918 Give it another whirl. 860 00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:15,120 Not even a roulette wheel can resist you. 861 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,723 Thanks, but it bores me. 862 00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:22,494 Cash me in, will you? Quickly as you can. 863 00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:24,029 Oui, monsieur. 864 00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:40,245 You brought me luck, you know? 865 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:41,580 Will you have a drink? 866 00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:42,347 No, thank you. 867 00:39:42,414 --> 00:39:44,816 Martini, please. 868 00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:46,918 I say, are you all by yourself? 869 00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:48,153 Yes. 870 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,821 Well, since we're both alone in a foreign country... 871 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,122 Friendly but foreign... 872 00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:52,524 Will you give me the pleasure of having dinner with me? 873 00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:53,792 I'm sorry. I couldn't. 874 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:56,428 I read somewhere there's a curse on money like this, 875 00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:58,964 Unless you spend every penny of it the very same day. 876 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:01,199 Please help me to escape that curse. 877 00:40:01,266 --> 00:40:03,902 Well, I'd certainly like to, 878 00:40:03,969 --> 00:40:10,075 But I'm always afraid of big, strong men with that... Dangerous look. 879 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:12,844 Ho ho! Stuff and nonsense! 880 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,646 Besides, there's something else. 881 00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:15,413 Yes? 882 00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:17,248 Oh, it's not a nice story. 883 00:40:17,315 --> 00:40:19,851 Well, never mind. Get it off your chest. 884 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:22,754 Well, I really shouldn't tell you this... 885 00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:24,723 But I came here with lucien. 886 00:40:24,790 --> 00:40:25,524 Lucien? 887 00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:26,925 Lucien the dress designer. 888 00:40:26,992 --> 00:40:28,126 I don't know what I saw in him. 889 00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:29,495 Oh? What happened? 890 00:40:29,561 --> 00:40:31,329 Well, when we were leaving the hotel this morning, 891 00:40:31,396 --> 00:40:33,699 There was another woman in the car... 892 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:35,467 Very tall blond with dark eyebrows. 893 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:36,802 I believe I've seen her. 894 00:40:36,868 --> 00:40:39,404 Oh, no. Not that one. This one only turned up yesterday. 895 00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:42,941 Well, no woman of pride would stand for it. 896 00:40:43,008 --> 00:40:44,175 Naturally not. 897 00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,478 And then, will you believe it, he simply drove off. 898 00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:47,546 No! 899 00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:49,380 With all my luggage in the back of the car. 900 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,950 You can't trust anyone nowadays. 901 00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:53,785 How right you are. 902 00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:57,388 So now you understand why I can't have dinner with you this evening. 903 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,024 Afraid I don't. 904 00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:01,026 Well, i... i have no evening gown. 905 00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:02,594 I have no wrap. 906 00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:07,165 Well, maybe we can find some spot where we can pick up these trifles. 907 00:41:07,232 --> 00:41:08,867 Well, I looked around. 908 00:41:08,934 --> 00:41:11,336 It would cost 6,950 francs. 909 00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:13,004 6,900 francs? 910 00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:14,372 And 50. 911 00:41:14,439 --> 00:41:17,442 I say... 912 00:41:17,509 --> 00:41:23,348 Uh, and besides, I have no place to stay tonight. 913 00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:29,320 Ah... It so happens I have rather a pull at my hotel. 914 00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:31,590 We'll take care of that. 915 00:41:31,657 --> 00:41:33,525 Shall we go? 916 00:41:33,592 --> 00:41:36,862 Oh, uh, please, don't bother to come with me. 917 00:41:36,928 --> 00:41:40,398 You know, I could, uh, I could do the shopping by myself. 918 00:41:40,465 --> 00:41:43,134 It's a pleasure. I'm like a child about pretty things. 919 00:41:43,201 --> 00:41:45,036 Oh, but... but really, I... 920 00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:48,139 You could go back to that roulette table and wait there. 921 00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:49,274 This is your lucky day. 922 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,978 I believe in following my luck. 923 00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:55,480 Ah ha... 924 00:41:55,547 --> 00:41:57,916 Oh, well... 925 00:41:58,684 --> 00:41:59,851 Ah, this one is lovely. 926 00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:04,723 Yes, it is. Huh. Very nice. 927 00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:07,893 Woman: This one is my favorite. 928 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:10,328 Don't you think that one would be lovely on madame? 929 00:42:10,395 --> 00:42:14,800 Well, I like this one for her even better. 930 00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:17,435 I'll decide later. 931 00:42:17,502 --> 00:42:18,503 I'd like to think it over. 932 00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:19,905 Mais oui, madame. 933 00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:21,640 Could I see some nightgowns, please? 934 00:42:21,707 --> 00:42:23,308 Oh, most certainly, madame. 935 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,711 [Speaking French] 936 00:42:25,777 --> 00:42:26,511 Sheer ones. 937 00:42:26,578 --> 00:42:29,080 Very sheer. 938 00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:32,851 Just this morning, we received some dreamsy lace. 939 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,556 Uh, look, be a dear and wait for me outside, will you? 940 00:42:38,624 --> 00:42:40,358 It's quite all right. They do this over here, you know? 941 00:42:40,425 --> 00:42:42,861 Oh, yes, I know, but I'd feel terribly embarrassed. 942 00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:44,562 Yes, I understand, my dear. 943 00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:47,165 Oh, now, now, let me see. 944 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:51,102 6,950 francs. 945 00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:53,271 There you are, my dear. 946 00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:56,808 Thank you. I, uh, I won't keep you waiting long. 947 00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:57,809 Get the best. 948 00:42:57,876 --> 00:43:00,646 The frame must be worthy of the picture. 949 00:43:00,712 --> 00:43:01,312 Oh. 950 00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:02,380 Ha ha! 951 00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:08,186 I'm sorry. I can't make up my mind now. 952 00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:08,887 Tomorrow, maybe. 953 00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:10,188 Oui, madame. 954 00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:15,694 Oh, madame. 955 00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:16,995 Did you put my things aside? 956 00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:19,164 Certainly. Your packages are all wrapped up. 957 00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:20,966 I was sure you would find your purse. 958 00:43:21,032 --> 00:43:22,634 Oh, I did. In the most unexpected place. 959 00:43:22,701 --> 00:43:24,302 There's your 6,950 francs. 960 00:43:24,369 --> 00:43:27,205 Merci bien. I will get your receipt. 961 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,882 Here's your receipt. The boy is bringing your packages. 962 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:39,017 Thank you. Is there a back door? 963 00:43:39,084 --> 00:43:41,386 Certainly. Through here. 964 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:44,990 * oh, what a difference the Navy's made to me * 965 00:43:45,056 --> 00:43:46,692 * Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee * 966 00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:48,760 * da Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee * 967 00:43:48,827 --> 00:43:49,761 * Dee Dee Dee Dee... * 968 00:43:49,828 --> 00:43:52,130 William, that woman is here! 969 00:43:52,197 --> 00:43:55,433 Not really? Well, I can't say I'm surprised. 970 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,568 And the appalling thing is that Susan has seen her 971 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:59,137 And insists upon her staying. 972 00:43:59,204 --> 00:44:00,739 Oh, you mean Susan likes her, huh? 973 00:44:00,806 --> 00:44:03,675 Well, she's undoubtedly attractive, and her figure is good. 974 00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:05,210 It is. It is? 975 00:44:05,276 --> 00:44:07,979 The vital thing is you must get her out of here at once. 976 00:44:08,046 --> 00:44:09,815 Oh, I'll think of something by tomorrow. 977 00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:12,951 Tomorrow won't do. The wedding rehearsal is tonight. 978 00:44:13,018 --> 00:44:15,053 And the pennystones are coming. The vicar, too. 979 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,622 And you know what an old stick lord pennystone is, 980 00:44:17,689 --> 00:44:18,790 To say nothing of the vicar. 981 00:44:18,857 --> 00:44:21,092 Mother, i... i can't just throw her out bodily. 982 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:22,027 Oh! 983 00:44:22,093 --> 00:44:24,429 I'm not an acrobat, you know. 984 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,297 Appeal to her. Tell her... 985 00:44:26,364 --> 00:44:28,499 "If you have any of the love a mother should have, 986 00:44:28,566 --> 00:44:31,036 You will think of Susan first." 987 00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:33,004 Yes. That might work. 988 00:44:33,071 --> 00:44:35,841 "If you have any of the love a mother should have..." 989 00:44:35,907 --> 00:44:37,508 "You will think of Susan first." 990 00:44:37,575 --> 00:44:38,276 "You will think of Susan first." 991 00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:39,310 [Car pulls up] 992 00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:41,847 There she is. Be firm. Kind, but firm. 993 00:44:41,913 --> 00:44:43,782 Huh? Oh, yes. Yes, of course. 994 00:44:43,849 --> 00:44:47,585 And remember, William, you're a man, and she's only a woman. 995 00:44:47,652 --> 00:44:49,254 Huh? 996 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,856 Susan: Somebody help me, please. 997 00:44:50,922 --> 00:44:53,558 Open the door, somebody. Open... 998 00:44:53,624 --> 00:44:55,126 Oh... 999 00:44:58,529 --> 00:44:59,765 Willy. 1000 00:44:59,831 --> 00:45:01,699 Hello, Julia. 1001 00:45:01,767 --> 00:45:03,501 Well, let me put the packages down, 1002 00:45:03,568 --> 00:45:04,736 And let's have a look at you. 1003 00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:07,906 Put them right here on the table will be all right. 1004 00:45:07,973 --> 00:45:09,674 There we are. 1005 00:45:10,976 --> 00:45:13,945 Oh, William, you've improved. 1006 00:45:14,012 --> 00:45:16,915 Oh, yes. You've lost that gangly look. 1007 00:45:16,982 --> 00:45:18,850 Oh, well, I didn't know I ever had it. 1008 00:45:18,917 --> 00:45:22,653 No, not anymore. Hmm. Distinguished. 1009 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:26,124 Quite handsome. Very dangerous. 1010 00:45:26,191 --> 00:45:28,994 Well, my dear Julia, you're being most, uh... 1011 00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:33,531 Well, aren't you going to tell me how I look? 1012 00:45:33,598 --> 00:45:34,900 You look lovely, Julia. 1013 00:45:34,966 --> 00:45:36,567 You always did look lovely in white. 1014 00:45:36,634 --> 00:45:38,403 Well, thank you. That's very sweet of you. 1015 00:45:38,469 --> 00:45:41,272 Uh, I'm sorry you couldn't meet me in Paris. 1016 00:45:41,339 --> 00:45:44,375 Ah, yes. I'm sure we'd have had a lovely time, too, 1017 00:45:44,442 --> 00:45:46,177 But I had to go to the ballet. 1018 00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:49,580 Ballet. I thought it was the opera. 1019 00:45:49,647 --> 00:45:50,816 So did i. 1020 00:45:50,882 --> 00:45:52,683 You know, I was so astonished when I got in there 1021 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:53,718 And found it was the ballet. 1022 00:45:53,785 --> 00:45:56,021 Really? Ha ha ha! 1023 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,890 Look! Christmas presents! Isn't this wonderful? 1024 00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:00,025 I don't want to distress you... 1025 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:01,359 Don't you love Christmas, 1026 00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:02,894 Even if you have to celebrate it in the middle of August? 1027 00:46:02,961 --> 00:46:05,130 My dear Julia... 1028 00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:06,397 Panties. Black panties. 1029 00:46:06,464 --> 00:46:08,266 Every young girl feels so grown up and sophisticated 1030 00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:09,567 Wearing black panties. 1031 00:46:09,634 --> 00:46:11,803 Uh, there's something I must bring to your attention. 1032 00:46:11,870 --> 00:46:13,238 Oh, please don't let's fuss. 1033 00:46:13,304 --> 00:46:16,074 I'm merely going to say, if you, uh... 1034 00:46:16,141 --> 00:46:18,209 If you have any of the love a mother should have, 1035 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:19,777 You'll think of Susan first. 1036 00:46:19,845 --> 00:46:22,413 You know, you say your lines exactly as if you'd learned them. 1037 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:23,581 Shouldn't do that. 1038 00:46:23,648 --> 00:46:24,749 Nobody needs to tell me what to do. 1039 00:46:24,816 --> 00:46:25,917 Handkerchiefs. 1040 00:46:25,984 --> 00:46:27,552 How can you tell? Handkerchiefs don't rattle. 1041 00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,956 In a small, flat, square box? Got to be handkerchiefs. 1042 00:46:31,022 --> 00:46:33,191 What's this 6,900 francs? 1043 00:46:33,258 --> 00:46:36,327 And 50. Nightgown. Very conservative. 1044 00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:38,163 High neck, sleeves down to there. 1045 00:46:38,229 --> 00:46:39,730 Be reasonable, Julia. 1046 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,200 I know that you won't do anything embarrassing or unconventional, but... 1047 00:46:42,267 --> 00:46:44,836 Oh, William, don't be subtle. 1048 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:46,437 Tell Julia. 1049 00:46:46,504 --> 00:46:48,239 After all these years, 1050 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:50,108 How am I going to explain to my friends 1051 00:46:50,175 --> 00:46:53,644 The sudden appearance of a wife? 1052 00:46:53,711 --> 00:46:54,880 Don't tell them I'm your wife. 1053 00:46:54,946 --> 00:46:56,247 What? 1054 00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:59,084 Tell them you picked me up in Paris in a bar... a good bar. 1055 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:00,986 I was wearing sable, and I was with a maharajah. 1056 00:47:01,052 --> 00:47:02,520 Oh, be reasonable. 1057 00:47:02,587 --> 00:47:05,190 Oh, very well. Then, it was a cheap bar, and I was wearing squirrel, 1058 00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:06,757 And I was with a second lieutenant. 1059 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:09,494 Julia, you're talking like a fool, and you're not a fool. 1060 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,998 How can I possibly explain you away after all these years? 1061 00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:15,066 Tell the truth, William, tell the absolute truth. 1062 00:47:15,133 --> 00:47:16,401 What truth? 1063 00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:19,337 Tell your friends that I'm your wife and that one day... 1064 00:47:19,404 --> 00:47:22,974 We'd been married one year and two months; I was very happy, William... 1065 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:25,776 You came to me and said, "Julia, I don't love you anymore. 1066 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,512 I think it's better if we separate." 1067 00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:29,414 After all, William, that's the truth. 1068 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,916 Nobody has to be ashamed of the truth. 1069 00:47:30,982 --> 00:47:32,717 That's very cruel. 1070 00:47:32,783 --> 00:47:34,552 I thought so when you said it, 1071 00:47:34,619 --> 00:47:37,022 But you wanted to get rid of me, so I went. 1072 00:47:37,088 --> 00:47:40,691 But this time, I'm staying until after the wedding. 1073 00:47:40,758 --> 00:47:42,760 So let's be a devoted couple 1074 00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:46,397 And take these packages up to our daughter... 1075 00:47:46,464 --> 00:47:48,399 With a smile, William! 1076 00:47:48,466 --> 00:47:52,137 A happy, happy smile! 1077 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,304 Ha ha ha! 1078 00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:56,307 [Piano playing bridal march from lohengrin] 1079 00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:16,727 Will one of the ushers come stand for the groom, please? 1080 00:48:16,794 --> 00:48:17,728 Lady pennystone, 1081 00:48:17,795 --> 00:48:19,630 I'm so disappointed your son isn't here 1082 00:48:19,697 --> 00:48:21,266 For his own wedding rehearsal. 1083 00:48:21,332 --> 00:48:23,668 He had to attend a bachelor dinner tonight. 1084 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:26,804 His regiment, you know. Quite an honor. 1085 00:48:26,871 --> 00:48:28,506 Oh. 1086 00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:30,608 Now the bridesmaids... 1087 00:48:30,675 --> 00:48:32,810 Now, I want you all to step this way. 1088 00:48:32,877 --> 00:48:34,445 This way, please. One step. 1089 00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:37,348 I beg your pardon, vicar. 1090 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:38,649 They should move that way. 1091 00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:41,386 Their dresses will clash dreadfully with the tapestry. 1092 00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:43,888 You see, they will be wearing cyclamen pink. 1093 00:48:43,955 --> 00:48:45,656 Oh, my goodness! 1094 00:48:45,723 --> 00:48:47,192 Mother: What is the matter? 1095 00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:48,994 Cyclamen pink is bad luck. 1096 00:48:49,060 --> 00:48:51,196 Oh, nonsense. Huh. 1097 00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:53,898 Oh, William, please, don't let's take chances, 1098 00:48:53,965 --> 00:48:56,534 Not with Susan's wedding. 1099 00:48:56,601 --> 00:48:58,069 The dresses are made. 1100 00:48:58,136 --> 00:48:59,737 Well, couldn't they be dyed blue? 1101 00:48:59,804 --> 00:49:00,638 Impossible. 1102 00:49:00,705 --> 00:49:03,674 Now, please let's not be hasty. 1103 00:49:03,741 --> 00:49:07,012 I don't believe in superstition either, knock wood. Nevertheless... 1104 00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:09,214 Oh, I wish I'd been as smart as you, lord pennystone, 1105 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,616 But I was a fool. I defied it. 1106 00:49:11,682 --> 00:49:13,284 And just what happened to you, Mrs. packett? 1107 00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:14,685 Yes, what happened? 1108 00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:17,388 Well, it was in London, I was in a show in a very good part, 1109 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:19,290 And in the finale, we had a parade of nations, 1110 00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:22,994 And I was South Africa, in a beautiful blue dress. 1111 00:49:23,061 --> 00:49:24,662 I thought we were discussing cyclamen pink. 1112 00:49:24,729 --> 00:49:25,896 That's just it. 1113 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:27,965 The manager of the show, he had a fight with his wife. 1114 00:49:28,033 --> 00:49:29,667 Now, she was from South Africa, 1115 00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:31,969 So to get even with her, he threw out South Africa 1116 00:49:32,037 --> 00:49:35,673 And made me Bulgaria in a cyclamen pink dress. 1117 00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:37,308 Bulgaria? 1118 00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:38,576 In cyclamen pink. 1119 00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:39,577 Ah, Julia, please, we... 1120 00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:41,612 No, William, listen. Then it started. 1121 00:49:41,679 --> 00:49:44,882 The very first day, I cut my finger, I lost my purse, 1122 00:49:44,949 --> 00:49:48,053 I sprained an ankle, and I had a row with my best friend. 1123 00:49:48,119 --> 00:49:49,320 Coincidences, that's all. 1124 00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:50,821 Oh, that was only the beginning, William. 1125 00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:52,757 And the next day, I caught a cold, 1126 00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:54,625 I burned a hole in my new fur coat, 1127 00:49:54,692 --> 00:49:57,862 And I got a letter saying that my second-best friend had died in Portugal. 1128 00:49:57,928 --> 00:49:59,030 More coincidences. 1129 00:49:59,097 --> 00:50:02,033 I suppose the sea lion was a coincidence? 1130 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:03,034 Sea lion? 1131 00:50:03,101 --> 00:50:04,469 Yes, we had a sea lion in the show. 1132 00:50:04,535 --> 00:50:06,104 Oh, a perfect gentleman. 1133 00:50:06,171 --> 00:50:08,406 As well-mannered an animal as you could hope to meet in a month of Sundays. 1134 00:50:08,473 --> 00:50:11,076 Always treated me like a lady... In a blue dress. 1135 00:50:11,142 --> 00:50:14,112 Uh, Julia, please, what's all this got to do with Susan's wedding? 1136 00:50:14,179 --> 00:50:17,648 Oh, come, come, William, she made a very important point there. 1137 00:50:17,715 --> 00:50:18,516 Thank you. 1138 00:50:18,583 --> 00:50:19,684 And a very interesting story, 1139 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:20,985 If I may say so. 1140 00:50:21,052 --> 00:50:23,588 Well, anyhow, I changed into the cyclamen pink dress, 1141 00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:25,856 And there I was, standing in the wings, waiting to make my entrance, 1142 00:50:25,923 --> 00:50:27,758 When pow! He was in my arms! 1143 00:50:27,825 --> 00:50:28,926 Who? The manager? 1144 00:50:28,993 --> 00:50:30,195 No. The sea lion. 1145 00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:31,296 Merciful heaven! 1146 00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:32,697 You know how it is with sea lions. 1147 00:50:32,763 --> 00:50:34,265 Completely unpredictable. 1148 00:50:34,332 --> 00:50:35,866 Well, there was this one right in my lap, 1149 00:50:35,933 --> 00:50:38,203 And we were looking at each other straight in the face. 1150 00:50:38,269 --> 00:50:41,372 By jove, a situation like that calls for quick thinking. 1151 00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:42,940 What did you do? 1152 00:50:43,007 --> 00:50:45,210 Well, I jolly well hauled off and slapped that old sea lion 1153 00:50:45,276 --> 00:50:46,377 Right in the snoot. 1154 00:50:46,444 --> 00:50:49,514 Well, my dear, I must say, bully for you. 1155 00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:51,282 What did the sea lion do, mother? 1156 00:50:51,349 --> 00:50:53,551 Well, he chased me clear across the stage, 1157 00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:55,420 Slithering along and barking with rage! 1158 00:50:55,486 --> 00:50:56,721 Orr! Orr! 1159 00:50:56,787 --> 00:50:58,189 He knocked me into the orchestra pit. 1160 00:50:58,256 --> 00:51:00,057 The Bulgarian ambassador lodged a protest. 1161 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,092 The whole show was busted up. 1162 00:51:01,159 --> 00:51:05,196 I was fired. That's cyclamen pink for you. 1163 00:51:05,263 --> 00:51:07,798 Let us get on with the rehearsal, vicar, if you please. 1164 00:51:07,865 --> 00:51:09,033 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 1165 00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:11,636 William, please do something about it, for my sake. 1166 00:51:11,702 --> 00:51:13,304 We'll discuss it later. 1167 00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:14,939 Vicar: Well, that's all, really. 1168 00:51:15,005 --> 00:51:16,841 You will all remain in your places 1169 00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:19,710 Until I pronounce them man and wife. 1170 00:51:19,777 --> 00:51:21,846 Now the groom kisses the lovely bride, 1171 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,848 Followed by her father and the best man. 1172 00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:25,183 William: Well, then, come, everybody, 1173 00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:26,884 And let's rehearse the toast to the bride and groom. 1174 00:51:26,951 --> 00:51:28,052 Vicar: Hear, hear! 1175 00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:30,855 Vicar: That's a splendid idea. 1176 00:51:34,225 --> 00:51:35,626 Well... 1177 00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:38,062 Please... 1178 00:51:38,129 --> 00:51:39,464 The organist always kisses the bride. 1179 00:51:39,530 --> 00:51:40,631 It's an old welsh custom, you know, 1180 00:51:40,698 --> 00:51:44,335 Handed down from father to son. Excuse me. 1181 00:51:44,402 --> 00:51:45,470 Well... 1182 00:51:45,536 --> 00:51:47,338 Fresh. 1183 00:51:47,405 --> 00:51:48,306 I was thinking of something. 1184 00:51:48,373 --> 00:51:50,208 Look, come with me. 1185 00:51:53,178 --> 00:51:55,313 Listen to this. 1186 00:51:55,380 --> 00:51:57,315 [Plays mendelssohn's wedding march] 1187 00:52:01,486 --> 00:52:02,953 Don't you think that's prettier than the other one? 1188 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:05,556 Oh, I do. But grandmother prefers lohengrin. 1189 00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:06,424 Oh, she does? 1190 00:52:06,491 --> 00:52:07,091 My dear. 1191 00:52:07,158 --> 00:52:08,326 Oh, William, 1192 00:52:08,393 --> 00:52:10,528 Please have them change the color of those dresses. 1193 00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:11,962 I-I'll handle that. 1194 00:52:12,029 --> 00:52:13,664 The pennystones and the vicar 1195 00:52:13,731 --> 00:52:16,267 Think you're the most charming woman they have ever met. 1196 00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:17,067 Oh. 1197 00:52:17,134 --> 00:52:18,869 And I quite agree with them. 1198 00:52:18,936 --> 00:52:20,671 Well, thank you, William. 1199 00:52:20,738 --> 00:52:22,607 What march did you and father play at your wedding? 1200 00:52:22,673 --> 00:52:24,975 Ah, neither. Your mother and I were married during the war 1201 00:52:25,042 --> 00:52:26,511 In a small French town, and, well... 1202 00:52:26,577 --> 00:52:29,880 Yes. The only music we had came from the canteen next door. 1203 00:52:29,947 --> 00:52:31,282 That's right. The... 1204 00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:34,585 Remember? They were playing my wonderful one. 1205 00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:35,520 [Plays piano] 1206 00:52:35,586 --> 00:52:38,623 * di di di di * 1207 00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:44,262 * whenever I'm dreaming, love's love light a-gleaming * 1208 00:52:44,329 --> 00:52:45,162 We used to call it our song. 1209 00:52:45,230 --> 00:52:47,665 * I see * 1210 00:52:47,732 --> 00:52:50,468 * my wonderful one * 1211 00:52:50,535 --> 00:52:51,936 We didn't have much of a honeymoon. 1212 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:53,571 * how my arms ache to hold you * 1213 00:52:53,638 --> 00:52:55,740 Your father had to be back with his regiment within 48 hours. 1214 00:52:55,806 --> 00:52:57,875 Well, that's more than the other fellows had. 1215 00:52:57,942 --> 00:53:01,646 * more dear * 1216 00:53:01,712 --> 00:53:06,417 * it's you, only you * 1217 00:53:06,484 --> 00:53:10,321 * in the shadowy twilight * 1218 00:53:10,388 --> 00:53:16,761 * da di di di di di * 1219 00:53:16,827 --> 00:53:22,833 * my dear, I live for you * 1220 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:27,705 * I'll always adore you * 1221 00:53:27,772 --> 00:53:32,710 * my wonderful, wonderful one * 1222 00:53:40,285 --> 00:53:42,219 [Knock on door] 1223 00:53:45,290 --> 00:53:46,724 I brought you something. 1224 00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:49,059 Would you like it over there beside you or on the dressing table? 1225 00:53:49,126 --> 00:53:52,397 Why, I think there's more room over there. 1226 00:53:58,269 --> 00:54:01,806 Roderick's rather an attractive man. 1227 00:54:01,872 --> 00:54:06,677 A little on the serious side, but he's attractive. 1228 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:08,579 Isn't he? 1229 00:54:08,646 --> 00:54:12,016 You know, I've never seen father so happy before, 1230 00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:16,954 And I thought now that you're back and that you and he... 1231 00:54:17,021 --> 00:54:19,724 Don't start getting any funny ideas. 1232 00:54:19,790 --> 00:54:21,258 Your father's a very fine man, 1233 00:54:21,326 --> 00:54:23,961 But what you may not happen to know is that he's not in love with me. 1234 00:54:24,028 --> 00:54:26,063 He told me so a long, long time ago. 1235 00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:29,099 Oh, but sometimes after people get a chance to think things over 1236 00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,468 They, well, they... 1237 00:54:30,535 --> 00:54:33,003 Darling, he told me he didn't love me. 1238 00:54:33,070 --> 00:54:34,605 Now, when a thing like that is settled, 1239 00:54:34,672 --> 00:54:36,674 Well, it's settled for all time. 1240 00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:40,978 Look, mother. 1241 00:54:41,045 --> 00:54:42,413 One of your nighties. 1242 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,282 Oh, all the presents were just wonderful. 1243 00:54:46,717 --> 00:54:50,388 I'm so glad. 1244 00:54:50,455 --> 00:54:53,157 You know, those people here tonight, they were nice. 1245 00:54:53,223 --> 00:54:54,959 And that ritchie, I like him. 1246 00:54:55,025 --> 00:54:57,662 Oh, I hate him. You saw what he did. 1247 00:54:57,728 --> 00:54:59,730 One kiss? Oh, pretend it never happened. 1248 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:03,568 Well, it's not only tonight. That's the least. 1249 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:05,570 Well, what's the most? 1250 00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:09,674 Well... Well, you'd think if a girl were engaged and a man knew it, 1251 00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:11,642 Well, you'd think he'd have a little respect for her. 1252 00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:14,311 Well, I am surprised. He seemed so nice. 1253 00:55:14,379 --> 00:55:16,414 I thought so, too. 1254 00:55:16,481 --> 00:55:17,615 The first few days he was here, 1255 00:55:17,682 --> 00:55:19,016 We had a lot of fun together. 1256 00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:20,418 What did you do? 1257 00:55:20,485 --> 00:55:23,454 Oh, we took walks and went fishing. 1258 00:55:23,521 --> 00:55:25,890 He let me beat him at tennis. 1259 00:55:25,956 --> 00:55:28,493 Then... then suddenly he changed. 1260 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:30,127 Suddenly? 1261 00:55:30,194 --> 00:55:32,797 We were sitting in the garden one night, just talking. 1262 00:55:32,863 --> 00:55:36,401 I had on my gray dress, and... and... 1263 00:55:36,467 --> 00:55:37,602 He kissed you? 1264 00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,770 About a dozen times! 1265 00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:41,038 Whew! 1266 00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:43,741 And he held me so tight and kept saying he loved me, 1267 00:55:43,808 --> 00:55:46,110 And all the time he went right on kissing me! 1268 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:47,945 Did you kiss him back? 1269 00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:50,915 Well... Well, at first, I did, but... 1270 00:55:50,981 --> 00:55:54,485 Well, after a while, I wanted to stop, but he wouldn't. 1271 00:55:54,552 --> 00:55:56,253 And he just kept on kissing me 1272 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,788 And telling me how much he loved me 1273 00:55:57,855 --> 00:55:59,690 And that he couldn't live without me. 1274 00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:02,126 Oh, you... You have no idea. 1275 00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:04,094 Well, yes, I think I have. 1276 00:56:04,161 --> 00:56:06,196 Yes, I think I understand how you felt. 1277 00:56:06,263 --> 00:56:07,998 It's been the same ever since. 1278 00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:10,167 The minute we're alone, he just wants to kiss me, 1279 00:56:10,234 --> 00:56:13,538 And he keeps saying the most embarrassing things. 1280 00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:15,372 What embarrassing things? 1281 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:19,510 Oh... A lot of silly things, that's all. 1282 00:56:19,577 --> 00:56:22,413 Why, nobody's eyes are like wet violets. 1283 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,048 Are they? 1284 00:56:24,114 --> 00:56:26,984 Why, I think yours are. 1285 00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:28,886 It's embarrassing. 1286 00:56:28,953 --> 00:56:31,722 If he only knew how much I hated him, he'd stop. 1287 00:56:31,789 --> 00:56:36,927 Why... why, my goodness, I'm practically married. 1288 00:56:36,994 --> 00:56:39,129 Well, don't you worry about it. 1289 00:56:39,196 --> 00:56:40,565 Roderick will soon be here, 1290 00:56:40,631 --> 00:56:43,734 And you'll never have to see ritchie again as long as you live. 1291 00:56:43,801 --> 00:56:46,070 Oh! You don't know ritchie. 1292 00:56:46,136 --> 00:56:48,973 Well, I'm getting a pretty good picture of him. 1293 00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:53,110 But, Daisy, 1294 00:56:53,177 --> 00:56:55,179 Doesn't Mr. packett still like his ham sliced very thick? 1295 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:56,046 Yes, madame. 1296 00:56:56,113 --> 00:56:57,247 With lots of mustard? 1297 00:56:57,314 --> 00:56:59,016 That's right, madame. 1298 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:01,318 No, no, Daisy. Two separate hampers. 1299 00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:02,853 Mr. packett's just come down, madame. 1300 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,490 Oh, thank you. Good. 1301 00:57:12,396 --> 00:57:13,831 Hey, where are you off to? 1302 00:57:13,898 --> 00:57:14,865 Well, I thought I'd go into town. 1303 00:57:14,932 --> 00:57:15,666 I was just going to... 1304 00:57:15,733 --> 00:57:17,134 No, you don't. You stay here. 1305 00:57:17,201 --> 00:57:19,504 You're going on a picnic. 1306 00:57:19,570 --> 00:57:20,671 Good morning, everybody. 1307 00:57:20,738 --> 00:57:21,105 Morning. 1308 00:57:21,171 --> 00:57:22,106 Blue! 1309 00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:24,842 B-I-u-e. Blue. 1310 00:57:24,909 --> 00:57:29,980 My son insists the cyclamen pink is bad luck. 1311 00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:31,215 You know, William, I always say 1312 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:33,083 It takes a figure like yours to wear sports clothes. 1313 00:57:33,150 --> 00:57:33,884 Mmm. 1314 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:35,620 Oh, how utterly disgusting! 1315 00:57:35,686 --> 00:57:36,420 Huh? 1316 00:57:36,487 --> 00:57:39,023 It's addressed to you, Julia. 1317 00:57:40,525 --> 00:57:42,527 William: Well, what is it? 1318 00:57:47,331 --> 00:57:49,667 Uh, it's an advertisement. 1319 00:57:49,734 --> 00:57:51,536 What are they selling? Muscles? 1320 00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:54,505 Vitamins. Italian vitamins. 1321 00:57:54,572 --> 00:57:57,274 Huh. Funny, I never get advertisements like that. 1322 00:57:57,341 --> 00:57:58,776 Oh, they're just for women. 1323 00:57:58,843 --> 00:58:01,979 Huh. There's a little writing on it. 1324 00:58:03,914 --> 00:58:05,550 Large bottles, 4 francs. 1325 00:58:05,616 --> 00:58:06,851 Small bottles, 2 francs. 1326 00:58:06,917 --> 00:58:09,386 They didn't have vitamins like that when I was a girl. 1327 00:58:09,453 --> 00:58:10,387 You're right, mother. 1328 00:58:10,454 --> 00:58:12,623 First vitamin I ever saw with a mustache. 1329 00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:16,093 You're getting the large bottle, naturally? 1330 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,728 You know, William, I was just thinking. 1331 00:58:17,795 --> 00:58:20,698 It's a perfect day for a picnic. 1332 00:58:20,765 --> 00:58:22,733 You took the words right out of my mouth, 1333 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,835 And I know just the spot, way up in the mountains. 1334 00:58:24,902 --> 00:58:25,836 Boating, fishing. 1335 00:58:25,903 --> 00:58:28,205 Oh, I just hope it won't get too cold. 1336 00:58:28,272 --> 00:58:30,140 Oh, we'll build a little fire. 1337 00:58:30,207 --> 00:58:32,643 Mmm. I've no low-heeled shoes. 1338 00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:35,012 Look, the car will take us right up to the spot, 1339 00:58:35,079 --> 00:58:38,448 And the last 50 feet I'll carry you. 1340 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,685 Mmm. You're making it sound very attractive. 1341 00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:41,852 We'll take a lunch, 1342 00:58:41,919 --> 00:58:44,421 And I've got some wonderful old champagne 1343 00:58:44,488 --> 00:58:46,757 And a very special surprise for you. 1344 00:58:46,824 --> 00:58:49,159 Oh, well, you know me. I just can't resist a surprise. 1345 00:58:49,226 --> 00:58:50,595 I'll get the car. 1346 00:58:50,661 --> 00:58:53,497 Oh, don't rush. It takes Susan about 10 minutes to get dressed. 1347 00:58:53,564 --> 00:58:54,665 Susan? 1348 00:58:54,732 --> 00:58:56,366 Mm-hmm. I'll help her dress. Won't take long. 1349 00:58:56,433 --> 00:58:59,003 Well, I don't think she'd like to go. 1350 00:58:59,069 --> 00:59:01,739 Oh, William, I've only got 3 days here. 1351 00:59:01,806 --> 00:59:03,407 I can't leave her behind. I just can't. 1352 00:59:03,473 --> 00:59:05,442 Yeah, but I think she'd be bored 1353 00:59:05,509 --> 00:59:07,044 Sitting out there in the cold... 1354 00:59:07,111 --> 00:59:10,014 Well, you can build your little fire. 1355 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,617 Yeah. Well, I don't think... 1356 00:59:12,683 --> 00:59:14,919 Yeah, well, all right. If... 1357 00:59:16,821 --> 00:59:22,026 Well, of course, it would be simply wonderful just the two of us alone. 1358 00:59:22,092 --> 00:59:24,995 Why, if only there were someone for Susan. 1359 00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,330 Yeah. 1360 00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:29,600 I've got it! 1361 00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:31,001 I know... your mother! 1362 00:59:31,068 --> 00:59:32,169 Oh, good heavens, no! 1363 00:59:32,236 --> 00:59:34,371 The, uh, uh, the painter fellow, 1364 00:59:34,438 --> 00:59:35,539 You know... ritchie. 1365 00:59:35,606 --> 00:59:37,875 Oh, wonderful! Never would have occurred to me. 1366 00:59:37,942 --> 00:59:38,743 Daisy! 1367 00:59:38,809 --> 00:59:40,244 Oh, he's such a nice boy, too. 1368 00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:41,712 I had a long talk with him this morning. 1369 00:59:41,779 --> 00:59:43,648 Uh, Daisy! 1370 00:59:45,449 --> 00:59:46,316 Yes, sir? 1371 00:59:46,383 --> 00:59:48,285 A picnic lunch for 4, please. 1372 00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:49,153 Yes, sir. 1373 00:59:49,219 --> 00:59:51,321 Thank you. Oh, Daisy... 1374 00:59:51,388 --> 00:59:52,556 Two separate hampers, huh? 1375 00:59:52,623 --> 00:59:54,391 Yes, sir. 1376 01:00:13,678 --> 01:00:14,845 Did it have to be this place? 1377 01:00:14,912 --> 01:00:16,580 Well, I promised you a surprise. 1378 01:00:16,647 --> 01:00:18,315 This is one I didn't expect. 1379 01:00:18,382 --> 01:00:19,650 Have you been here before, mother? 1380 01:00:19,717 --> 01:00:21,686 Oh, yes. I've been here. 1381 01:00:21,752 --> 01:00:22,887 I once carried your mother 1382 01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:24,722 Across the threshold of that house. 1383 01:00:24,789 --> 01:00:27,725 Oh, you and dad... you spent your honeymoon here! 1384 01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:29,426 Oh, how romantic. 1385 01:00:29,493 --> 01:00:31,195 Yes. Very. 1386 01:00:31,261 --> 01:00:33,864 I could honeymoon up here as long as the food held out... 1387 01:00:33,931 --> 01:00:35,332 With the right girl. 1388 01:00:35,399 --> 01:00:36,967 Good morning, Mr. William. 1389 01:00:37,034 --> 01:00:37,868 Hello, Jamie. 1390 01:00:37,935 --> 01:00:40,470 You picked a fine day for fishing. 1391 01:00:40,537 --> 01:00:41,906 Well, well... 1392 01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:43,808 If it isn't Mrs. William. 1393 01:00:43,874 --> 01:00:45,710 It does my old eyes good to see you. 1394 01:00:45,776 --> 01:00:48,378 Thank you, Jamie. You're looking well. 1395 01:00:48,445 --> 01:00:51,181 It's time you were coming back to us. 1396 01:00:51,248 --> 01:00:52,582 [Screaming] 1397 01:00:53,550 --> 01:00:54,819 [Bellowing] 1398 01:00:54,885 --> 01:00:57,421 It's only macintosh. You ought to be used to him by now. 1399 01:00:57,487 --> 01:01:00,124 Jamie raised him from a cub. He's as harmless as a baby. 1400 01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:02,359 Oh, he is? Well, the last time I was here, 1401 01:01:02,426 --> 01:01:03,527 He chased me right into the lake. 1402 01:01:03,593 --> 01:01:06,330 Maybe you had some crackers on you. 1403 01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:08,332 Come on, macintosh. I'll show you. 1404 01:01:08,398 --> 01:01:09,700 Come on, macintosh. 1405 01:01:09,767 --> 01:01:13,103 Come on, lad. Come on, lad. 1406 01:01:14,772 --> 01:01:16,941 Here, here, here. 1407 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:18,976 [Chuckling] 1408 01:01:19,043 --> 01:01:20,510 Show macintosh a cracker, 1409 01:01:20,577 --> 01:01:22,713 And he'll follow you through a forest fire. 1410 01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:24,114 I'll get the boat ready, sir. 1411 01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:25,282 Thank you, Jamie. Uh... 1412 01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:27,818 Oh, oh... Wait a minute. 1413 01:01:27,885 --> 01:01:29,820 Say, somehow it never occurred to me... 1414 01:01:29,887 --> 01:01:32,522 That boat's a little small for 4 people. 1415 01:01:32,589 --> 01:01:34,058 Maybe we better split up. 1416 01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:35,092 Anything you say. 1417 01:01:35,159 --> 01:01:36,393 You and Susan take the boat. 1418 01:01:36,460 --> 01:01:37,962 No. I have a much better idea. 1419 01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:39,596 I remember some lovely walks 1420 01:01:39,663 --> 01:01:41,398 Up in the woods along by the stream. 1421 01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:44,068 I'm sure Susan would like that much better than fishing. 1422 01:01:44,134 --> 01:01:45,502 I'll leave your lunch over here. 1423 01:01:45,569 --> 01:01:47,671 Fine. 1424 01:01:47,738 --> 01:01:49,006 Mother, do you think it's all right? 1425 01:01:49,073 --> 01:01:51,241 Of course, darling. Don't take everything so seriously. 1426 01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:52,777 But you know what I told you last night. 1427 01:01:52,843 --> 01:01:54,912 Yes, I do. I had a long talk with him this morning, 1428 01:01:54,979 --> 01:01:56,446 And I'm certain he'll behave himself. 1429 01:01:56,513 --> 01:01:58,983 Come on. Let's get going. 1430 01:02:01,651 --> 01:02:03,620 We'll probably have lunch on the trail. 1431 01:02:03,687 --> 01:02:06,857 Well, it depends on you. 1432 01:02:06,924 --> 01:02:09,626 Julia: Ritchie, I'm relying on you to take good care of Susan. 1433 01:02:09,693 --> 01:02:12,662 Believe me, Mrs. packett, I'll do my very best. 1434 01:02:26,376 --> 01:02:28,145 Now what? 1435 01:02:28,212 --> 01:02:30,280 Like to take a look inside? 1436 01:02:30,347 --> 01:02:31,448 Uh-uh. 1437 01:02:31,515 --> 01:02:34,518 Bet I could still carry you over the threshold. 1438 01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:36,320 We came up here to go fishing. 1439 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:37,754 We can go fishing later. 1440 01:02:37,822 --> 01:02:40,590 We'll go fishing now. 1441 01:02:40,657 --> 01:02:42,692 I'll fix the rods. 1442 01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:44,228 All right. 1443 01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:50,600 Oh, uh, wait a minute, Jamie. 1444 01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:52,336 I've got another boat around here. 1445 01:02:52,402 --> 01:02:53,904 No, you haven't got another boat. 1446 01:02:53,971 --> 01:02:55,505 Yes. I have a little dinghy. 1447 01:02:55,572 --> 01:02:56,340 Oh, that. 1448 01:02:56,406 --> 01:02:57,908 Yes. Where is it? 1449 01:02:57,975 --> 01:03:00,444 It's lying over in the brush there somewhere. 1450 01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:01,511 I want to have a look at it. 1451 01:03:01,578 --> 01:03:03,647 Why don't you use the new boat? 1452 01:03:03,713 --> 01:03:05,983 I've got an idea. 1453 01:03:06,050 --> 01:03:07,417 The money burned a hole in your pocket 1454 01:03:07,484 --> 01:03:08,986 Till you bought yourself a new boat. 1455 01:03:09,053 --> 01:03:10,955 Now you do not want to use it. 1456 01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:14,191 William: Ah! Here she is, Jamie. 1457 01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:21,531 Jamie: Here you are, master William. 1458 01:03:21,598 --> 01:03:24,434 I told you... just a collection of wormholes. 1459 01:03:24,501 --> 01:03:26,736 I wouldn't even let my mother-in-law out in her. 1460 01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:30,074 That's as seaworthy a craft as I ever laid eyes on. 1461 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,341 Can we get it in the water? 1462 01:03:31,408 --> 01:03:32,742 You can get anything in the water. 1463 01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:34,611 Let's go. 1464 01:03:34,678 --> 01:03:36,613 [Splash] 1465 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:39,349 William: * o sole mio * 1466 01:03:39,416 --> 01:03:41,518 * a lovely day * 1467 01:03:41,585 --> 01:03:43,921 * good morning, Julia * 1468 01:03:43,988 --> 01:03:45,789 * you going my way? * 1469 01:03:45,856 --> 01:03:46,790 Coming. 1470 01:03:46,857 --> 01:03:50,627 * let's go, the fish are waiting * 1471 01:03:50,694 --> 01:03:52,997 * look out for the high heels * 1472 01:03:53,063 --> 01:03:56,733 * ti-Dee-um ba doo * 1473 01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,535 What are you saving the other boat for? 1474 01:03:58,602 --> 01:04:00,938 This one's better. Look. 1475 01:04:01,005 --> 01:04:03,307 Ah... Ha ha ha! 1476 01:04:03,373 --> 01:04:05,009 Oh, that's nice. 1477 01:04:05,075 --> 01:04:06,843 Well, you are full of surprises, William. 1478 01:04:06,911 --> 01:04:09,479 Will it please you to come aboard? 1479 01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:11,015 It's a bit damp, isn't it? 1480 01:04:11,081 --> 01:04:12,516 Soon as that water swells the planks, 1481 01:04:12,582 --> 01:04:14,084 It'll be tight as a drum. 1482 01:04:14,151 --> 01:04:15,319 Is that the way it works? 1483 01:04:15,385 --> 01:04:20,357 That's why they use this particular kind of wood. 1484 01:04:20,424 --> 01:04:23,727 Just in case, will I follow you in the good boat? 1485 01:04:23,793 --> 01:04:25,762 Go away, Jamie. 1486 01:04:25,829 --> 01:04:28,432 Go away and cook yourself some kippers. 1487 01:04:28,498 --> 01:04:29,633 Well, I warned you. 1488 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,102 Your own father could do no more. 1489 01:04:34,271 --> 01:04:36,206 Jamie doesn't trust it, either. 1490 01:04:36,273 --> 01:04:39,476 Everything he knows about boats I taught him. 1491 01:04:39,543 --> 01:04:41,445 I've got another surprise for you. 1492 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:42,446 Oh, what? 1493 01:04:42,512 --> 01:04:44,681 You know, this isn't a coincidence... 1494 01:04:44,748 --> 01:04:47,284 Susan and ritchie off together. 1495 01:04:47,351 --> 01:04:48,452 It isn't? 1496 01:04:48,518 --> 01:04:51,055 It was planned. I planned it. 1497 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:54,724 Oh, you did. 1498 01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:57,094 I wanted to be alone with you. 1499 01:04:57,161 --> 01:04:59,763 There must be drier places to be alone. 1500 01:04:59,829 --> 01:05:02,799 Now, now, Julia, there's something romantic about this... 1501 01:05:02,866 --> 01:05:05,435 You and me and... The boat. 1502 01:05:05,502 --> 01:05:07,137 It's leaking awfully fast, William. 1503 01:05:07,204 --> 01:05:09,373 Pay no attention to it. It'll seal up in a minute. 1504 01:05:09,439 --> 01:05:11,841 Oh, please, William, turn around and go back. 1505 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:13,443 All right, if you insist. 1506 01:05:13,510 --> 01:05:14,911 But I've been sailing all my life, 1507 01:05:14,979 --> 01:05:17,647 And believe me, at first, all boats leak a little. 1508 01:05:17,714 --> 01:05:18,949 Then the water swells the wood. 1509 01:05:19,016 --> 01:05:20,617 That automatically closes the cracks, 1510 01:05:20,684 --> 01:05:24,454 And the whole boat is as dry as a bone. 1511 01:05:24,521 --> 01:05:25,555 Ooh... 1512 01:05:25,622 --> 01:05:27,724 [Squealing] 1513 01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:30,394 William... oh! 1514 01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:32,963 William, you are full of surprises, aren't you? 1515 01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:34,331 Are you all right? 1516 01:05:34,398 --> 01:05:36,166 I'm all right. Leave me alone now. 1517 01:05:36,233 --> 01:05:38,268 You wait right here, and I'll get the other boat. 1518 01:05:38,335 --> 01:05:40,204 Take that oar. 1519 01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:45,609 Look at that tree... How bent it is. 1520 01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:46,710 There's a reason for that. 1521 01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:48,312 Oh, really? Yes. 1522 01:05:48,378 --> 01:05:51,515 You see, that's a boy tree, and he's bowing to the girl tree. 1523 01:05:51,581 --> 01:05:52,882 And he's saying, "you're so beautiful 1524 01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:56,886 With your lovely green hair and your nice brown bark skin." 1525 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:57,921 Do you know what she's saying to him? 1526 01:05:57,988 --> 01:05:59,389 No. Tell me, ritchie. 1527 01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:01,691 She's saying, "that won't do you any good at all. 1528 01:06:01,758 --> 01:06:03,860 "I have a heart of wood, and besides... 1529 01:06:03,927 --> 01:06:07,131 I'm madly in love with that golden oak in the next forest." 1530 01:06:08,598 --> 01:06:11,668 Let's not pry into their secrets. 1531 01:06:11,735 --> 01:06:13,670 How about that tree? 1532 01:06:13,737 --> 01:06:14,971 Hmm... Norwegian spruce. 1533 01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:17,274 Can't understand a word he's saying. 1534 01:06:17,341 --> 01:06:19,409 Oh, ritchie, you're such a fool. 1535 01:06:19,476 --> 01:06:21,678 I'd almost forgotten how much fun you were. 1536 01:06:21,745 --> 01:06:23,613 Yes, I'm just like wool underwear. 1537 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:26,650 Once you've had them awhile, you get used to them. 1538 01:06:26,716 --> 01:06:29,753 You know, I was a little afraid to come on this walk with you. 1539 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:31,955 Susan, I'm a reformed character. 1540 01:06:32,022 --> 01:06:33,790 Today you are the ritchie I like... 1541 01:06:33,857 --> 01:06:35,525 The way you were when we first met. 1542 01:06:35,592 --> 01:06:37,461 I hope you'll always remember me that way. 1543 01:06:37,527 --> 01:06:41,331 I will, 'cause that's the way I want to remember you... 1544 01:06:41,398 --> 01:06:43,667 Nice and sweet. 1545 01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:45,302 Because I think a lot of you. 1546 01:06:45,369 --> 01:06:48,105 I'm glad. It's meant an awful lot to me 1547 01:06:48,172 --> 01:06:51,675 Knowing you these last few months. 1548 01:06:51,741 --> 01:06:53,310 You know, Susan, this is probably 1549 01:06:53,377 --> 01:06:57,347 The last time we'll ever be alone together. 1550 01:06:57,414 --> 01:07:00,750 Yes, i... I suppose it is. 1551 01:07:00,817 --> 01:07:04,854 Susan, i... i want to wish you every happiness. 1552 01:07:04,921 --> 01:07:06,223 That's very important to me 1553 01:07:06,290 --> 01:07:09,393 Because you're the only woman in the world I'll ever love. 1554 01:07:09,459 --> 01:07:11,961 Oh, but I've got no right to tell you that. 1555 01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:13,230 Forgive me. 1556 01:07:13,297 --> 01:07:16,233 There's nothing to forgive. 1557 01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:18,902 You're being very kind... 1558 01:07:18,968 --> 01:07:20,104 But as soon as the wedding's over, 1559 01:07:20,170 --> 01:07:23,006 I'll pack up my traps and get out. 1560 01:07:23,073 --> 01:07:24,841 Where to? 1561 01:07:24,908 --> 01:07:25,975 Oh, I don't know... 1562 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:29,213 Some of the wide open spaces beyond the behind. 1563 01:07:29,279 --> 01:07:31,781 Probably the Congo. 1564 01:07:31,848 --> 01:07:34,518 They call that white man's grave, don't they? 1565 01:07:34,584 --> 01:07:37,754 They do? Why? 1566 01:07:37,821 --> 01:07:42,526 Oh... Beriberi, Blackwater fever, rinderpest... 1567 01:07:42,592 --> 01:07:45,795 Rinderpest? Well, I thought that was a cattle disease. 1568 01:07:45,862 --> 01:07:48,098 Yes. Men... Die like cattle. 1569 01:07:48,165 --> 01:07:50,267 Oh... Ritchie, you can't go there. 1570 01:07:50,334 --> 01:07:51,901 I won't let you. 1571 01:07:51,968 --> 01:07:56,306 Oh, I'll be all right. Got a good constitution. 1572 01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:59,443 With any luck, I'll... I'll probably last 3 or 4 years. 1573 01:07:59,509 --> 01:08:01,411 Well, you're not going, so don't think it. 1574 01:08:01,478 --> 01:08:03,580 Why, you're young and talented. 1575 01:08:03,647 --> 01:08:07,317 You're brilliant. Your whole life is in front of you. 1576 01:08:08,185 --> 01:08:10,254 My whole life without you... 1577 01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,356 What does it mean? 1578 01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:15,259 No, Susan, my mind is made up. 1579 01:08:15,325 --> 01:08:16,393 [Bellowing] 1580 01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:18,228 Aah! Ritchie! 1581 01:08:18,295 --> 01:08:20,730 Oh! 1582 01:08:20,797 --> 01:08:22,399 Why, he... 1583 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:32,742 Oh... 1584 01:08:32,809 --> 01:08:35,979 Oh, Susan, I love you. 1585 01:08:36,045 --> 01:08:38,182 I love you so much. 1586 01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:51,228 Julia: If I'd known you were so anxious to get me in here, 1587 01:08:51,295 --> 01:08:55,064 I could've saved myself a long, cold swim. 1588 01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:56,400 [Sneezes] 1589 01:08:56,466 --> 01:09:01,871 Well, you're here, and it's results that count. 1590 01:09:01,938 --> 01:09:05,475 I'm in no position to say that your method isn't effective. 1591 01:09:05,542 --> 01:09:08,378 Well, it should be. I devoted many years to perfecting it. 1592 01:09:08,445 --> 01:09:10,647 I suppose the method always worked. 1593 01:09:10,714 --> 01:09:12,882 Uh... Had one failure. 1594 01:09:12,949 --> 01:09:16,085 She drowned, stubborn wench. 1595 01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:18,488 Ooh! Either there's a window open in the cabin 1596 01:09:18,555 --> 01:09:21,157 Or there's moth holes in this tablecloth. 1597 01:09:21,225 --> 01:09:25,729 Well. Mmm-mmm. 1598 01:09:25,795 --> 01:09:28,698 Say... You know, I'm wet myself. 1599 01:09:28,765 --> 01:09:32,302 Belt, please. Thank you. 1600 01:09:33,203 --> 01:09:34,871 Ooh... I don't know about you, 1601 01:09:34,938 --> 01:09:37,974 But my feet are frozen. 1602 01:09:38,041 --> 01:09:39,676 That's funny. They never used to get cold. 1603 01:09:39,743 --> 01:09:41,645 I remember on cold nights in the old days, 1604 01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:43,947 I used to find them the source of greatest comfort. 1605 01:09:44,013 --> 01:09:46,216 Well, they're no comfort to me right now. 1606 01:09:46,283 --> 01:09:47,884 Haven't you got any slippers up here? 1607 01:09:47,951 --> 01:09:50,420 No. Oh, yes. 1608 01:09:50,487 --> 01:09:53,390 Look... This drawer here, under the bed. 1609 01:09:53,457 --> 01:09:56,860 There's a pair there, just your size. 1610 01:09:56,926 --> 01:09:58,895 Do they all take my size? 1611 01:09:58,962 --> 01:10:00,330 Funny enough, they're yours. 1612 01:10:00,397 --> 01:10:03,066 A likely story. 1613 01:10:03,132 --> 01:10:05,034 Oh... 1614 01:10:05,101 --> 01:10:07,671 Why, so they are. 1615 01:10:07,737 --> 01:10:09,873 Oh, how nice. 1616 01:10:09,939 --> 01:10:11,708 You know, these are the very first things I bought 1617 01:10:11,775 --> 01:10:13,142 After we were married. 1618 01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:14,311 Told you they were yours. 1619 01:10:14,378 --> 01:10:15,612 I certainly didn't need them. 1620 01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:18,047 I just wanted to see what it felt like 1621 01:10:18,114 --> 01:10:21,351 To go into a shop and buy something... 1622 01:10:21,418 --> 01:10:23,287 And have my husband pay for it. 1623 01:10:23,353 --> 01:10:25,522 I flatter myself I carried it off rather well. 1624 01:10:25,589 --> 01:10:28,325 They never suspected we were newlyweds. 1625 01:10:28,392 --> 01:10:33,363 Yes, I know. In fact, it bothered me at the time. 1626 01:10:33,430 --> 01:10:35,198 There you were, buying women's shoes 1627 01:10:35,265 --> 01:10:37,334 As if you'd been doing it all your life. 1628 01:10:37,401 --> 01:10:39,869 I hadn't, though. Not shoes. 1629 01:10:39,936 --> 01:10:41,638 Are you confessing or bragging? 1630 01:10:41,705 --> 01:10:44,274 Neither. I'm a man of the world 1631 01:10:44,341 --> 01:10:45,709 Who, under all circumstances, 1632 01:10:45,775 --> 01:10:48,011 Remains cool, nonchalant, and debonair. 1633 01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:52,081 [Laughing] 1634 01:10:52,148 --> 01:10:54,050 You look like the man who stabbed Caesar. 1635 01:10:54,117 --> 01:10:56,085 I feel like him, too. 1636 01:10:56,152 --> 01:10:58,355 I wonder what those old boys used for pockets? 1637 01:10:58,422 --> 01:11:00,690 Where do you suppose they kept their cigarettes? 1638 01:11:00,757 --> 01:11:01,691 Would you care for one? 1639 01:11:01,758 --> 01:11:03,993 No, thanks. Oh... You never mended that. 1640 01:11:04,060 --> 01:11:05,128 Well, you broke it. 1641 01:11:05,194 --> 01:11:07,130 Oh, no. You were too lazy to get out of bed, 1642 01:11:07,196 --> 01:11:09,132 So you had to use the lid as an ashtray. 1643 01:11:09,198 --> 01:11:11,000 It wasn't laziness. If you remember, 1644 01:11:11,067 --> 01:11:12,969 That was the first night of the big snowstorm. 1645 01:11:13,036 --> 01:11:15,672 A man would have to be mad to get out of bed on a night like that. 1646 01:11:15,739 --> 01:11:18,007 That was a storm. 1647 01:11:18,074 --> 01:11:19,576 First time I ever remember 1648 01:11:19,643 --> 01:11:22,412 That road being completely blocked. 1649 01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:25,515 We might have been the only two people in the world. 1650 01:11:25,582 --> 01:11:27,651 We were. 1651 01:11:31,421 --> 01:11:36,192 Every honeymoon should have a snowstorm, don't you think? Hmm? 1652 01:11:37,260 --> 01:11:38,662 Oh, look, William, look. 1653 01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:39,696 What? Oh. 1654 01:11:39,763 --> 01:11:42,432 Oh, you look so funny! 1655 01:11:42,499 --> 01:11:45,201 Me? Well, I'll thank you to take a look at yourself. 1656 01:11:45,268 --> 01:11:46,803 That hat. That hat. 1657 01:11:46,870 --> 01:11:48,505 [Laughing] 1658 01:11:48,572 --> 01:11:51,074 I wish the village mayor had spoken English. 1659 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:53,510 I nearly said "I do" at the wrong moment. 1660 01:11:53,577 --> 01:11:55,111 He was awfully nice, though. 1661 01:11:55,178 --> 01:11:57,046 Well, so he should have been. 1662 01:11:57,113 --> 01:12:00,584 You gave him 250 francs and a bottle of scotch. 1663 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:02,886 But he gave us a much better present. 1664 01:12:02,952 --> 01:12:05,889 Talked my colonel into giving me 48 hours' leave. 1665 01:12:05,955 --> 01:12:09,859 I was so afraid we wouldn't have any honeymoon at all. 1666 01:12:09,926 --> 01:12:13,062 You were going to be so brave, weren't you? 1667 01:12:13,129 --> 01:12:16,733 All right... So I cried. 1668 01:12:40,724 --> 01:12:43,460 [Plays waltz on phonograph] 1669 01:13:39,883 --> 01:13:41,785 Now, William, look here. 1670 01:13:41,851 --> 01:13:43,820 [Knocking on door] 1671 01:13:47,390 --> 01:13:50,059 Looks like a nice game. Anyone want to play? 1672 01:13:54,964 --> 01:13:55,965 This is the gentleman 1673 01:13:56,032 --> 01:13:57,601 Who wished to see you, Mrs. packett. 1674 01:13:57,667 --> 01:13:59,769 Oh, yes? 1675 01:13:59,836 --> 01:14:01,370 No, ma'am. I'm very sorry. 1676 01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:02,906 I wanted to see Julia packett. 1677 01:14:02,972 --> 01:14:05,374 She's off on a picnic with her husband. 1678 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:07,811 Her husband?! 1679 01:14:07,877 --> 01:14:10,179 But th-this is most surprising. 1680 01:14:10,246 --> 01:14:14,117 I remember you. You're the vitamin man. 1681 01:14:14,183 --> 01:14:16,553 I'm Fred ghenoccio of the 6 flying ghenoccios. 1682 01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:18,121 Flying ghenoccios? What are those? 1683 01:14:18,187 --> 01:14:20,356 They're only the most famous acrobats in the world. 1684 01:14:20,423 --> 01:14:23,893 Oh. You're one of Julia's theatrical friends. 1685 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:25,562 You could call it that. 1686 01:14:25,629 --> 01:14:27,130 If you'd care to sit down and wait. 1687 01:14:27,196 --> 01:14:30,366 No thank you, ma'am. I won't wait. Not me. Not now. 1688 01:14:30,433 --> 01:14:31,868 Why? What's the matter? 1689 01:14:31,935 --> 01:14:33,570 Well, you see, I thought Julia was single, 1690 01:14:33,637 --> 01:14:34,771 And I come down here and find 1691 01:14:34,838 --> 01:14:36,873 She's popping around with her own husband. 1692 01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:40,844 Oh! You mean you're interested in Julia? 1693 01:14:40,910 --> 01:14:42,178 I asked her to marry me, 1694 01:14:42,245 --> 01:14:44,748 And she gave me every reason to believe... 1695 01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:48,785 Well... Well, I suppose I'm not the first man to be made a fool of. 1696 01:14:48,852 --> 01:14:49,553 Good day, madam. 1697 01:14:49,619 --> 01:14:51,220 One moment, Mr. ghenoccio. 1698 01:14:51,287 --> 01:14:53,389 Does Julia know of your intentions? 1699 01:14:53,456 --> 01:14:55,358 My honorable intentions? She certainly does. 1700 01:14:55,424 --> 01:14:57,360 Well, let me explain. 1701 01:14:57,426 --> 01:15:00,029 Julia and my son are husband and wife in name only. 1702 01:15:00,096 --> 01:15:02,498 Julia's only here for her daughter's wedding. 1703 01:15:02,566 --> 01:15:05,401 Oh. Oh, you mean sort of window dressing? 1704 01:15:05,468 --> 01:15:06,369 Precisely. 1705 01:15:06,435 --> 01:15:09,138 Oh, well, that's different. 1706 01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:10,439 Will you tell Julia I'll phone her? 1707 01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:11,675 We're stopping at the hotel here. 1708 01:15:11,741 --> 01:15:13,176 Why don't you stay and have dinner with us? 1709 01:15:13,242 --> 01:15:15,278 No, thank you. I have my mother with me. 1710 01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,013 Well, bring her along, too. 1711 01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:20,016 And we would be delighted if you'd be our guests for the weekend. 1712 01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:21,651 Julia would love it. 1713 01:15:21,718 --> 01:15:22,986 That's frightfully nice of you, 1714 01:15:23,052 --> 01:15:24,387 But I hate to cause you any inconvenience. 1715 01:15:24,453 --> 01:15:29,559 Nonsense. Any fiance of Julia's is a friend of mine. 1716 01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:32,461 Come, Mr. ghenoccio. Come. 1717 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:34,463 [Piano playing] 1718 01:15:45,141 --> 01:15:46,876 Susan... 1719 01:15:46,943 --> 01:15:48,612 A minute ago, you were fizzing all over the place. 1720 01:15:48,678 --> 01:15:52,348 Now you look as if you'd lost your best friend. Is anything wrong? 1721 01:15:52,415 --> 01:15:55,151 Oh, no. I'll be all right. 1722 01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:57,854 Nonsense. You're as nervous as a kitten. 1723 01:15:57,921 --> 01:15:59,623 Is it the wedding? 1724 01:15:59,689 --> 01:16:03,059 Perhaps. I hadn't thought about it. 1725 01:16:03,126 --> 01:16:07,430 Oh, well, big weddings are mostly gas and gaiters, anyway. 1726 01:16:09,265 --> 01:16:11,601 Everybody has a good time except the bride and groom. 1727 01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:16,305 Oh, I'll be all right... If I live long enough. 1728 01:16:16,372 --> 01:16:19,709 If I loved a man, I know what I'd do. I'd elope. 1729 01:16:19,776 --> 01:16:20,910 Elope? 1730 01:16:20,977 --> 01:16:23,146 Why not? Take the man you love, run away with him, 1731 01:16:23,212 --> 01:16:26,082 And get married just as fast as you can. 1732 01:16:26,149 --> 01:16:27,550 I wish it were as easy as that. 1733 01:16:27,617 --> 01:16:31,020 But it is. Only two things you need for a really happy marriage 1734 01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,923 Are you and the man you love. 1735 01:16:33,990 --> 01:16:36,660 Remember, it's the whole of the rest of your life. 1736 01:16:36,726 --> 01:16:38,161 But father... 1737 01:16:38,227 --> 01:16:41,097 Your father wants the same thing that I want... your happiness. 1738 01:16:41,164 --> 01:16:44,200 Even your grandmother. Remember, 1739 01:16:44,267 --> 01:16:47,971 You're the only one who really knows what's in your heart. 1740 01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:49,472 Hope I'm not intruding. 1741 01:16:49,538 --> 01:16:51,808 Oh, no. No, I was just leaving. 1742 01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:55,511 Oh, mother... I love you. 1743 01:16:58,915 --> 01:17:01,150 And, daddy, whatever happens, 1744 01:17:01,217 --> 01:17:02,819 I love you, too. 1745 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:07,957 What on earth has happened to her? 1746 01:17:08,024 --> 01:17:10,827 William, your daughter's in love, and she's about to be married. 1747 01:17:10,894 --> 01:17:13,396 It's about time she began to enjoy it. 1748 01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:17,867 After all, love makes the world go round. 1749 01:17:17,934 --> 01:17:20,069 If you'll excuse me, I have some things to do. 1750 01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:21,570 Couldn't you do them later? I want to talk to you. 1751 01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:23,039 No, I really ought to fix my hair. 1752 01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:27,076 But what I've got to say is rather important. 1753 01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:29,312 Wouldn't it do just as well some other time? 1754 01:17:29,378 --> 01:17:31,447 I'm going to tell you a million times, 1755 01:17:31,514 --> 01:17:32,648 Beginning this very minute. 1756 01:17:32,716 --> 01:17:34,517 Come now, sit down here. 1757 01:17:34,583 --> 01:17:35,919 Well, all right. 1758 01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:40,656 Uh... 1759 01:17:40,724 --> 01:17:42,425 Julia, I love you. 1760 01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:45,962 I want to spend the rest of my life making you happy. 1761 01:17:46,029 --> 01:17:48,397 William, you're incredible. 1762 01:17:48,464 --> 01:17:50,800 Those are exactly the same words that you used 1763 01:17:50,867 --> 01:17:52,035 When you proposed to me. 1764 01:17:52,101 --> 01:17:53,602 Suppose they are? 1765 01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:56,472 I love you, whatever words I use. I always loved you. 1766 01:17:56,539 --> 01:17:58,341 You've kept remarkably quiet about it, 1767 01:17:58,407 --> 01:18:00,276 Haven't you, all these years... 1768 01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:02,278 Not a hint of it leaked out when you went to Paris 1769 01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:04,180 Especially to stop me from coming here. 1770 01:18:04,247 --> 01:18:05,614 But, you see, i... 1771 01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:07,851 And yesterday you managed to keep it very well hidden all day 1772 01:18:07,917 --> 01:18:09,886 When you were trying to throw me out. 1773 01:18:09,953 --> 01:18:11,721 But today, all of a sudden, 1774 01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:14,357 You discover this great love. 1775 01:18:14,423 --> 01:18:15,925 Forget that, Julia, please. 1776 01:18:15,992 --> 01:18:17,160 I know what I want now. 1777 01:18:17,226 --> 01:18:18,928 Oh. Well, when do we start the honeymoon? 1778 01:18:18,995 --> 01:18:20,096 Honeymoon? 1779 01:18:20,163 --> 01:18:21,530 Perhaps we better not even wait till after dinner. 1780 01:18:21,597 --> 01:18:22,932 You might change your mind again by then. 1781 01:18:22,999 --> 01:18:26,770 Ridiculous. I'm wiser now. 1782 01:18:26,836 --> 01:18:29,438 The first time, it took you 14 months to leave me. 1783 01:18:29,505 --> 01:18:32,641 Now maybe if you're wiser, you can get rid of me in 7. 1784 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:35,879 Can't you concede the possibility that a man can change? 1785 01:18:35,945 --> 01:18:38,414 Take your hand down from your ear. 1786 01:18:38,481 --> 01:18:40,616 That's exactly the position you were in when you said, 1787 01:18:40,683 --> 01:18:42,151 "Julia, I don't love you anymore. 1788 01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:44,921 Can't you concede the possibility that a man can change?" 1789 01:18:44,988 --> 01:18:46,655 Stop raking up old wounds. 1790 01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:48,291 All that's past and forgotten. 1791 01:18:48,357 --> 01:18:50,293 The only thing real is this afternoon. 1792 01:18:50,359 --> 01:18:51,828 What about this afternoon? 1793 01:18:51,895 --> 01:18:53,662 The romantic way you threw me in the water? 1794 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:56,199 The gallant way you let me wear a tablecloth? 1795 01:18:56,265 --> 01:18:59,635 Julia, that kiss... It must have meant something to you. 1796 01:18:59,702 --> 01:19:02,071 Sure, it meant something. It meant a warm fire and dry clothes. 1797 01:19:02,138 --> 01:19:04,073 I'd have kissed macintosh for less. 1798 01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:04,908 I don't believe it. 1799 01:19:04,974 --> 01:19:06,642 Julia, dear, surprise! 1800 01:19:06,709 --> 01:19:08,778 Some friends of yours. 1801 01:19:10,213 --> 01:19:11,647 Fred: Hi, Julia! 1802 01:19:12,916 --> 01:19:16,719 Freddy! Fred! 1803 01:19:16,786 --> 01:19:19,789 Well... Freddy, darling! 1804 01:19:19,856 --> 01:19:22,859 Oh! And Mrs. ghenoccio. 1805 01:19:22,926 --> 01:19:25,094 May I present Mr. William packett. 1806 01:19:25,161 --> 01:19:26,362 How do you do? 1807 01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:28,597 Haven't you been in show business? 1808 01:19:28,664 --> 01:19:29,799 Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not. 1809 01:19:29,866 --> 01:19:33,169 I could swear I'd seen your face before. 1810 01:19:33,236 --> 01:19:34,370 Really. 1811 01:19:34,437 --> 01:19:38,041 My, what a lovely place... 1812 01:19:38,107 --> 01:19:41,610 Hmm. Champagne. 1813 01:19:41,677 --> 01:19:44,347 Julia: William, I want you to meet Mr. Fred ghenoccio, 1814 01:19:44,413 --> 01:19:46,715 My fiance. 1815 01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:49,752 Your what? 1816 01:19:49,819 --> 01:19:53,256 And now, shall we go in to dinner? 1817 01:19:53,322 --> 01:19:55,158 [Laughs] 1818 01:19:55,224 --> 01:19:57,393 Then grandfather, father, and now us. 1819 01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:59,562 I don't like to boast, but our act opens 1820 01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:03,766 Exactly as it did before king George ii on may 19, 1729. 1821 01:20:03,833 --> 01:20:04,968 How exciting! 1822 01:20:05,034 --> 01:20:07,670 Seems to me your family's getting in a rut. 1823 01:20:07,736 --> 01:20:10,306 They didn't think so at the command performance last year. 1824 01:20:10,373 --> 01:20:12,808 We've got a command performance of our own. Come on. 1825 01:20:12,876 --> 01:20:15,378 Fred: Not one king or queen has ever missed our act. 1826 01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:17,613 Excuse me. I still have to change lady godiva. 1827 01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:19,215 I thought you'd already done that. 1828 01:20:19,282 --> 01:20:21,084 Yes, but I haven't seen it in the artificial light, 1829 01:20:21,150 --> 01:20:23,452 And things always look different. 1830 01:20:23,519 --> 01:20:24,820 What I mean is, 1831 01:20:24,888 --> 01:20:27,223 I did my best to get rid of Susan, but it may not come off. 1832 01:20:27,290 --> 01:20:28,057 Ah, yes. 1833 01:20:28,124 --> 01:20:29,525 I think I'd better go with you. 1834 01:20:29,592 --> 01:20:30,894 Yes. Run along. 1835 01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:33,129 That's right. No use leaving things to chance. 1836 01:20:36,265 --> 01:20:38,401 You know, the part of the act that I like best 1837 01:20:38,467 --> 01:20:40,503 Is where Fred stands in the center of the stage 1838 01:20:40,569 --> 01:20:42,872 And holds up his 5 brothers on his shoulders. 1839 01:20:42,939 --> 01:20:45,041 That trick took 7 years to perfect. 1840 01:20:45,108 --> 01:20:47,843 I must say, that's one way to spend 7 years. 1841 01:20:47,911 --> 01:20:50,446 There's a great satisfaction in knowing you can do one thing 1842 01:20:50,513 --> 01:20:51,948 Better than anyone in the world. 1843 01:20:52,015 --> 01:20:54,550 Come now, Julia, muscles were born before Freddy. 1844 01:20:54,617 --> 01:20:56,920 After all, I'm not coming apart at the seams myself. 1845 01:20:56,986 --> 01:20:58,787 Now, William, I'm your mother, 1846 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:01,590 But you're not going to compare yourself with Mr. ghenoccio. 1847 01:21:01,657 --> 01:21:03,792 Well, it'd hardly be fair. He's an amateur. 1848 01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:06,129 And to an amateur, muscles are no bloomin' good. 1849 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:07,696 You've got to know what to do with them. 1850 01:21:07,763 --> 01:21:10,566 Now, an amateur, if he was to pick something up... 1851 01:21:10,633 --> 01:21:13,836 Say, a table, for the sake of argument. 1852 01:21:13,903 --> 01:21:14,904 Careful now, ma. 1853 01:21:14,971 --> 01:21:16,739 Don't worry. We don't open till Tuesday... 1854 01:21:16,805 --> 01:21:18,041 I say an am... 1855 01:21:18,107 --> 01:21:20,543 An amateur would pick it up something like this here. 1856 01:21:20,609 --> 01:21:23,746 Now, what muscles am I using now? Can you tell me that? 1857 01:21:23,812 --> 01:21:26,882 What muscles am I using now? The arms. 1858 01:21:26,950 --> 01:21:27,783 Naturally. 1859 01:21:27,850 --> 01:21:29,118 That's the amateur way, chum. 1860 01:21:29,185 --> 01:21:30,653 What you really should use is the legs. 1861 01:21:30,719 --> 01:21:33,189 Now, I can pick it up like this. Watch closely. 1862 01:21:33,256 --> 01:21:34,790 That part William can do. 1863 01:21:34,857 --> 01:21:36,993 You bend down, you grasp the object firmly, 1864 01:21:37,060 --> 01:21:39,495 And then you straighten up like this. See? 1865 01:21:39,562 --> 01:21:42,966 Now... Notice the knees. 1866 01:21:43,032 --> 01:21:45,234 Notice the knees. 1867 01:21:45,301 --> 01:21:48,471 Notice the knees. 1868 01:21:48,537 --> 01:21:52,441 Now... What muscles was I using then? I'll tell you. 1869 01:21:52,508 --> 01:21:53,876 The legs. 1870 01:21:53,943 --> 01:21:55,778 The legs! You follow that? 1871 01:21:55,844 --> 01:21:58,347 Think of all the time I've wasted reading. 1872 01:21:58,414 --> 01:21:59,915 Light fiction, of course. 1873 01:21:59,983 --> 01:22:03,019 Oh, ma, remember those Sunday afternoons when pa was alive? 1874 01:22:03,086 --> 01:22:05,388 All pa thought of was how to improve the act. 1875 01:22:05,454 --> 01:22:06,822 We never wasted a minute. 1876 01:22:06,889 --> 01:22:08,757 Every Sunday afternoon for half an hour, 1877 01:22:08,824 --> 01:22:11,227 I had to do this with pa in the chair. 1878 01:22:11,294 --> 01:22:13,562 Hey, put me... 1879 01:22:13,629 --> 01:22:16,199 Well, once around the park, but watch the crossing. 1880 01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:18,001 Only with pa, it was harder. 1881 01:22:18,067 --> 01:22:22,138 He always balanced a full glass of water in his hand. 1882 01:22:22,205 --> 01:22:25,941 Good old pa. If I spilled a drop, he'd beat my brains out. 1883 01:22:26,009 --> 01:22:27,676 Good old pa. 1884 01:22:27,743 --> 01:22:29,912 Now, what muscles am I using now? 1885 01:22:29,979 --> 01:22:32,381 The legs, the legs, the legs, the legs! 1886 01:22:32,448 --> 01:22:33,849 Careful, you'll hurt yourself. 1887 01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:35,051 That's only part of it, chum. 1888 01:22:35,118 --> 01:22:38,087 I used the legs and the arms and the abdominals. 1889 01:22:38,154 --> 01:22:39,622 Hey, a little soft there, chum. 1890 01:22:39,688 --> 01:22:41,057 Better watch that, William. 1891 01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:09,518 I still say they use wires. 1892 01:23:22,365 --> 01:23:25,301 [Knocking softly] 1893 01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:27,936 [Knocking continues] 1894 01:23:30,773 --> 01:23:31,640 Julia: Who is it? 1895 01:23:31,707 --> 01:23:33,842 It's i. Open the door. 1896 01:23:33,909 --> 01:23:34,710 What do you want? 1897 01:23:34,777 --> 01:23:39,582 I want to talk to you. Let me in. 1898 01:23:39,648 --> 01:23:41,750 Half a mo, chum, half a mo! 1899 01:23:41,817 --> 01:23:43,419 I've been waiting for something like this. 1900 01:23:43,486 --> 01:23:44,187 What do you mean? 1901 01:23:44,253 --> 01:23:45,821 I know you society swells... 1902 01:23:45,888 --> 01:23:47,323 Wandering around the passages at night, 1903 01:23:47,390 --> 01:23:48,791 Sneaking into strange bedrooms. 1904 01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:50,593 Don't be a fool. Julia's my wife. 1905 01:23:50,659 --> 01:23:53,596 She may be your wife, but she's my fiancee! 1906 01:23:53,662 --> 01:23:56,999 If Julia and I decide to talk, it's no concern of yours. 1907 01:23:57,066 --> 01:23:57,766 It's the middle of the night. 1908 01:23:57,833 --> 01:23:59,335 This is no way to behave. 1909 01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:01,304 If you've got so much manners, why didn't you bring up your son right? 1910 01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:03,038 Don't talk to my mother like that! 1911 01:24:03,106 --> 01:24:05,274 My son can say anything he pleases. 1912 01:24:05,341 --> 01:24:06,975 Go ahead, Freddy. Shout. 1913 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,912 Please, everybody. Freddy, it was perfectly innocent. 1914 01:24:09,978 --> 01:24:12,181 I'll decide that. I won't have any man 1915 01:24:12,248 --> 01:24:14,483 Wandering into the bedroom of any fiancee of mine, 1916 01:24:14,550 --> 01:24:16,419 If I make myself clear. 1917 01:24:16,485 --> 01:24:19,054 Take your hands off me before i... 1918 01:24:19,122 --> 01:24:20,989 You forget, sir, this is my house. 1919 01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:22,758 Oh, I can take a hint. 1920 01:24:22,825 --> 01:24:24,993 Julia, get dressed. Ma, pull yourself together. 1921 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:26,129 We're leaving this house now! 1922 01:24:26,195 --> 01:24:28,097 I'm not leaving. I came here for the wedding. 1923 01:24:28,164 --> 01:24:29,365 I'm not going till it's over. 1924 01:24:29,432 --> 01:24:30,999 All right, all right, I'll leave. 1925 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,501 It you don't believe me, 1926 01:24:32,568 --> 01:24:34,370 You can sit right here in this hall all night and watch. 1927 01:24:34,437 --> 01:24:37,140 I hope you get pneumonia, if I make myself clear. 1928 01:24:37,206 --> 01:24:39,542 Now I know who you are. 1929 01:24:39,608 --> 01:24:44,046 You're the man who forced his way into my dressing room. 1930 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:47,383 [Music playing softly] 1931 01:24:52,955 --> 01:24:56,725 Oh, William! Good to see you. 1932 01:24:56,792 --> 01:24:58,461 How are you, bunny? 1933 01:24:58,527 --> 01:25:00,229 Bit of bad luck at the tables, old boy? 1934 01:25:00,296 --> 01:25:02,665 No, no... Just sitting here, thinking. 1935 01:25:02,731 --> 01:25:05,734 Well, speak out, bill. What else is an old friend for? 1936 01:25:05,801 --> 01:25:08,471 I'm having trouble. Woman trouble. 1937 01:25:08,537 --> 01:25:11,174 Is there any other kind? I know exactly how you feel. 1938 01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:12,741 Been through it a thousand times. 1939 01:25:12,808 --> 01:25:14,042 But you go around looking for trouble. 1940 01:25:14,109 --> 01:25:16,312 Not anymore. I'll never trust another woman 1941 01:25:16,379 --> 01:25:18,247 As long as I live, I don't think. 1942 01:25:18,314 --> 01:25:20,949 You've got a genius for picking the wrong playmates. 1943 01:25:21,016 --> 01:25:23,051 This one was a lady, incredibly attractive 1944 01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,020 With the most ravishing red hair. 1945 01:25:25,087 --> 01:25:26,622 They always have red hair. 1946 01:25:26,689 --> 01:25:28,257 She'd had bad luck at roulette. 1947 01:25:28,324 --> 01:25:31,394 It isn't very often one gets a chance at helping the attractive ones. 1948 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:32,561 Not at my age. 1949 01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:35,097 So naturally, being cautious and conservative, 1950 01:25:35,164 --> 01:25:36,899 You staked her so she could get her money back. 1951 01:25:36,965 --> 01:25:38,667 Do you take me for a fool? 1952 01:25:38,734 --> 01:25:40,636 I gave her the money in a lingerie shop. 1953 01:25:40,703 --> 01:25:42,605 For what purpose, as if I didn't know? 1954 01:25:42,671 --> 01:25:46,209 Well, she didn't. She took my 6,900 francs, went out the back entrance, 1955 01:25:46,275 --> 01:25:48,377 And left me standing in front, holding the baby. 1956 01:25:48,444 --> 01:25:52,215 No! How long did you wait? 1957 01:25:52,281 --> 01:25:53,182 How much did you say? 1958 01:25:53,249 --> 01:25:54,517 6,900 francs. 1959 01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:55,651 And 50? 1960 01:25:55,718 --> 01:25:58,421 And fif... How did you know? 1961 01:25:58,487 --> 01:26:03,292 Oh, bunny... You and I are about to become total strangers. 1962 01:26:03,359 --> 01:26:04,927 Come over here and sit down. 1963 01:26:12,968 --> 01:26:14,537 Fred: When a man's never been on the stage, 1964 01:26:14,603 --> 01:26:18,607 There's no way of telling what he's liable to do next. 1965 01:26:18,674 --> 01:26:21,277 And the thing that surprised me most was when he... 1966 01:26:21,344 --> 01:26:22,278 Good morning. 1967 01:26:22,345 --> 01:26:23,579 Good morning. 1968 01:26:23,646 --> 01:26:24,613 Good morning. 1969 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,482 Julia, Mr. ghenoccio, 1970 01:26:26,549 --> 01:26:29,017 I'm afraid I behaved very badly last night, 1971 01:26:29,084 --> 01:26:30,653 And I want to apologize. 1972 01:26:30,719 --> 01:26:34,490 After all, who am I to stand between Julia and her heart's desire? 1973 01:26:34,557 --> 01:26:36,759 Well, now, that's very sensible of you, chum. 1974 01:26:36,825 --> 01:26:37,860 No hard feeling? 1975 01:26:37,926 --> 01:26:40,363 No, no. Now it's all over, none at all. 1976 01:26:40,429 --> 01:26:43,031 Splendid. Beautiful morning, isn't it? 1977 01:26:43,098 --> 01:26:45,901 Never saw the sun shining so bright. 1978 01:26:45,968 --> 01:26:48,537 Ah... Scrambled eggs. 1979 01:26:48,604 --> 01:26:50,172 You're certainly in a gay mood. 1980 01:26:50,239 --> 01:26:50,939 Why not? 1981 01:26:51,006 --> 01:26:52,375 I lost you, that's true, 1982 01:26:52,441 --> 01:26:54,577 But there's no disgrace in losing, 1983 01:26:54,643 --> 01:26:57,480 Especially to a better man. 1984 01:26:57,546 --> 01:26:58,247 Kippers! 1985 01:26:58,314 --> 01:27:01,450 Glorious golden kippers. 1986 01:27:01,517 --> 01:27:04,287 That's the spirit. No use crying over spilt milk. 1987 01:27:04,353 --> 01:27:07,490 No. And it's a poor heart that never rejoices. 1988 01:27:07,556 --> 01:27:09,425 Well, I must say you're taking it very well. 1989 01:27:09,492 --> 01:27:12,728 After all, he travels fastest who travels alone. 1990 01:27:12,795 --> 01:27:15,498 To say nothing of a stitch in time saves nine. 1991 01:27:15,564 --> 01:27:16,765 What's that got to do with it? 1992 01:27:16,832 --> 01:27:18,601 Nothing. It just occurred to me. 1993 01:27:18,667 --> 01:27:21,570 You know, I've often wondered... Nine what? 1994 01:27:21,637 --> 01:27:22,638 Hmm? 1995 01:27:22,705 --> 01:27:24,373 Hello? Some marmalade left. 1996 01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:26,609 That means Susan hasn't been down to breakfast yet. 1997 01:27:26,675 --> 01:27:28,444 She probably overslept. Don't worry about her. 1998 01:27:28,511 --> 01:27:30,779 I don't. Worry never solved a problem yet. 1999 01:27:30,846 --> 01:27:33,048 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 2000 01:27:33,115 --> 01:27:34,350 Quite true. 2001 01:27:34,417 --> 01:27:35,451 What is it? 2002 01:27:35,518 --> 01:27:37,586 Excuse me, but there's a gentleman to see you. 2003 01:27:37,653 --> 01:27:40,055 I'm not expecting anyone. Did you invite somebody to breakfast? 2004 01:27:40,122 --> 01:27:41,056 No. 2005 01:27:41,123 --> 01:27:42,358 Hobson, when you say "a gentleman," 2006 01:27:42,425 --> 01:27:44,293 Do you mean a gentleman, or just a man in spats? 2007 01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:46,429 A gentleman, sir, unmistakably. 2008 01:27:46,495 --> 01:27:48,497 Trot him in, then, will you, please? 2009 01:27:48,564 --> 01:27:49,632 Excuse me. 2010 01:27:49,698 --> 01:27:52,535 Hobson: This way, if you please, sir. 2011 01:27:52,601 --> 01:27:53,569 You wished to see me? 2012 01:27:53,636 --> 01:27:54,903 I hate to barge in on you like this, sir, 2013 01:27:54,970 --> 01:27:57,706 But I was told... So there you are. 2014 01:27:57,773 --> 01:28:00,008 Just a minute, young lady. Just a minute. 2015 01:28:00,075 --> 01:28:01,377 So my information was correct. 2016 01:28:01,444 --> 01:28:03,346 Sir, you forget yourself. 2017 01:28:03,412 --> 01:28:04,813 My name is William packett, 2018 01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:06,849 And I don't believe I have the honor of your acquaintance. 2019 01:28:06,915 --> 01:28:08,351 Colonel Bruce willowbrook, sir, 2020 01:28:08,417 --> 01:28:10,052 Late of his majesty's punjab rifles. 2021 01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:12,388 And my business concerns this lady. 2022 01:28:12,455 --> 01:28:15,624 There's no necessity to bother these gentlemen with our business, 2023 01:28:15,691 --> 01:28:17,626 So can we have a discussion outside? 2024 01:28:17,693 --> 01:28:19,562 Oh, no, no. I've searched the whole of France for you, 2025 01:28:19,628 --> 01:28:21,229 And I'm not going to let you desert me again. 2026 01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:23,265 Desert you again? 2027 01:28:23,332 --> 01:28:24,600 What's he to you, Julia? 2028 01:28:24,667 --> 01:28:25,634 Another husband? 2029 01:28:25,701 --> 01:28:27,202 No, no, Freddy, don't get excited. 2030 01:28:27,269 --> 01:28:28,371 Julia can explain everything. 2031 01:28:28,437 --> 01:28:30,305 Come over here and sit down and tell him, dear. 2032 01:28:30,373 --> 01:28:31,674 Well, of course. 2033 01:28:31,740 --> 01:28:35,811 You know, sometimes the most complicated things 2034 01:28:35,878 --> 01:28:38,213 Have the simplest explanations. 2035 01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:39,982 And then, after the explanation, 2036 01:28:40,048 --> 01:28:43,285 Why, the complicated thing becomes a very simple thing. 2037 01:28:43,352 --> 01:28:45,554 Yeah. Sure. I told you she could explain it. 2038 01:28:45,621 --> 01:28:48,624 A little clearer explanation would be most welcome to me, Mr. patton. 2039 01:28:48,691 --> 01:28:49,324 Packett. 2040 01:28:49,392 --> 01:28:50,693 Pardon me, Mr. packett. 2041 01:28:50,759 --> 01:28:53,261 Perhaps you'll start by explaining what's your real purpose 2042 01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:55,731 When you began talking to me the other afternoon. 2043 01:28:55,798 --> 01:28:57,600 Me... a complete stranger. 2044 01:28:57,666 --> 01:28:59,835 You mean you didn't know him and you talked to him? 2045 01:28:59,902 --> 01:29:02,070 He talked to me just as much as I did to him. 2046 01:29:02,137 --> 01:29:03,305 William: Don't be stuffy, Fred. 2047 01:29:03,372 --> 01:29:05,374 She talks to strange men all over the world. 2048 01:29:05,441 --> 01:29:07,476 Fred: Well, I don't like it, and I never will. 2049 01:29:07,543 --> 01:29:10,846 Oh, Fred, in a casino, everybody talks to everybody else. 2050 01:29:10,913 --> 01:29:12,748 Casino? You were gambling! 2051 01:29:12,815 --> 01:29:15,551 Just a few francs. You couldn't exactly call it gambling. 2052 01:29:15,618 --> 01:29:17,420 And after she'd lost every franc of her own... 2053 01:29:17,486 --> 01:29:18,654 Lost every franc! 2054 01:29:18,721 --> 01:29:20,589 She loves roulette, Fred. 2055 01:29:20,656 --> 01:29:22,791 If she ever gets blue, give her a few thousand francs 2056 01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:24,493 And send her off to the nearest casino. 2057 01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:25,994 It's better than a new hat. 2058 01:29:26,061 --> 01:29:27,362 Yes, well, I'm not concerned 2059 01:29:27,430 --> 01:29:30,599 With your financial arrangements, but with mine. 2060 01:29:30,666 --> 01:29:34,570 Leave me your address, and I'll send you the money you gave me. 2061 01:29:34,637 --> 01:29:36,839 You took money from a strange man? 2062 01:29:36,905 --> 01:29:38,240 Not... Not exactly. 2063 01:29:38,306 --> 01:29:39,842 You either took money or you didn't. 2064 01:29:39,908 --> 01:29:41,176 Freddy, think nothing of it. 2065 01:29:41,243 --> 01:29:42,911 To Julia, money's of no importance. 2066 01:29:42,978 --> 01:29:46,148 As fast as she gets it, she tosses it away. That's her charm. 2067 01:29:46,214 --> 01:29:47,883 Well, it don't charm me! 2068 01:29:47,950 --> 01:29:49,885 I'm sure, sir, she would've repaid you immediately, 2069 01:29:49,952 --> 01:29:53,321 But she probably lost it just as fast as you gave it to her. 2070 01:29:53,388 --> 01:29:55,123 But I didn't give her the money in the casino. 2071 01:29:55,190 --> 01:29:57,092 I gave it to her in the lingerie shop. 2072 01:29:57,159 --> 01:29:58,594 The lingerie shop?! 2073 01:29:58,661 --> 01:30:00,195 What were you doing in a lingerie shop? 2074 01:30:00,262 --> 01:30:02,197 Freddy, I'll explain all this to you later. 2075 01:30:02,264 --> 01:30:04,567 If you will just give her time enough, Julia can explain anything. 2076 01:30:04,633 --> 01:30:06,234 Well, it's taken me two days to find her, 2077 01:30:06,301 --> 01:30:07,870 And I'll hear that explanation now. 2078 01:30:07,936 --> 01:30:09,538 What were you doing in a lingerie shop? 2079 01:30:09,605 --> 01:30:11,306 I was buying a negligee. 2080 01:30:11,373 --> 01:30:12,541 And a nightgown. 2081 01:30:12,608 --> 01:30:14,276 What did you need a nightgown for? 2082 01:30:14,342 --> 01:30:18,681 I didn't need a nightgown. I never wear nightgowns. I... i wear pajamas. 2083 01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:21,784 Yes, well, the man who brought her here ran away with all her clothes. 2084 01:30:21,850 --> 01:30:24,086 Another man? 2085 01:30:24,152 --> 01:30:26,789 Freddy, believe me, there was nothing to the whole thing. 2086 01:30:26,855 --> 01:30:28,924 A man brought you to this city, and to you that's nothing? 2087 01:30:28,991 --> 01:30:31,527 You're getting me so upset, I don't know what I'm saying. 2088 01:30:31,594 --> 01:30:34,963 All I want is my 6,950 francs. 2089 01:30:35,030 --> 01:30:36,632 6,900 francs! 2090 01:30:36,699 --> 01:30:38,534 And 50. There's no reason now 2091 01:30:38,601 --> 01:30:40,202 Why I should pay for her nightgown. 2092 01:30:40,268 --> 01:30:43,639 6,950 francs? What kind of a nightgown was this? 2093 01:30:43,706 --> 01:30:45,641 Very thin. 2094 01:30:45,708 --> 01:30:47,743 Oh, I don't believe a word of it. 2095 01:30:47,810 --> 01:30:50,713 As well as I know Julia, I still do not believe one word of it. 2096 01:30:50,779 --> 01:30:54,883 I've got 100 witnesses who saw her flirt with me in the casino, 2097 01:30:54,950 --> 01:30:57,520 Pick me up in the bar, lure me into the lingerie shop, 2098 01:30:57,586 --> 01:30:59,187 And then sneak out the back entrance. 2099 01:30:59,254 --> 01:31:00,589 You cad. 2100 01:31:00,656 --> 01:31:02,825 You make it sound perfectly horrible! 2101 01:31:02,891 --> 01:31:04,727 If I'd known you were going to act like this, 2102 01:31:04,793 --> 01:31:06,862 I wouldn't have spoken to you in the first place. 2103 01:31:06,929 --> 01:31:09,464 There, there, dear. You let me handle this. 2104 01:31:09,532 --> 01:31:11,500 Are you sure you didn't say something or suggest something 2105 01:31:11,567 --> 01:31:13,001 That might have offended her? 2106 01:31:13,068 --> 01:31:15,538 Suggest something! When she told me she'd got nowhere to sleep, 2107 01:31:15,604 --> 01:31:18,273 I offered her my hotel suite. 2108 01:31:18,340 --> 01:31:19,875 Your hotel suite?! 2109 01:31:19,942 --> 01:31:21,409 I wasn't going there, Freddy! 2110 01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:23,378 That's why I was going out of the back door. 2111 01:31:23,445 --> 01:31:25,581 Suppose there had been no back door! 2112 01:31:25,648 --> 01:31:27,883 All shops have a back door. 2113 01:31:27,950 --> 01:31:29,818 Listen to me, all of you. I'll tell you the truth 2114 01:31:29,885 --> 01:31:31,554 And the whole story from the very beginning. 2115 01:31:31,620 --> 01:31:34,356 I needed that money. I was absolutely broke when I came here. 2116 01:31:34,422 --> 01:31:36,258 I couldn't even have come out here to the wedding 2117 01:31:36,324 --> 01:31:37,425 If I hadn't been given the money 2118 01:31:37,492 --> 01:31:39,795 By a very dear gentleman friend of mine in London. 2119 01:31:39,862 --> 01:31:41,730 Another man! In London! 2120 01:31:41,797 --> 01:31:43,899 All over the world, you've got men! 2121 01:31:43,966 --> 01:31:46,268 That's a shocking way to talk to Julia. 2122 01:31:46,334 --> 01:31:48,370 Have you no confidence, no faith? 2123 01:31:48,436 --> 01:31:50,573 Where there's smoke, there's fire. 2124 01:31:50,639 --> 01:31:52,374 If you've a nasty, suspicious nature 2125 01:31:52,440 --> 01:31:53,676 And suspect everything she does, 2126 01:31:53,742 --> 01:31:55,678 Then all I can say is she's too good for you. 2127 01:31:55,744 --> 01:31:58,747 If you can't appreciate a woman as wonderful as Julia, 2128 01:31:58,814 --> 01:32:01,249 Then I think the best thing for you to do is... 2129 01:32:01,316 --> 01:32:02,918 I think you better get out of here right away. 2130 01:32:02,985 --> 01:32:04,452 William, let me handle this. 2131 01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:07,022 Fred, if... if you... 2132 01:32:07,089 --> 01:32:08,891 Oh, get out of here right away! 2133 01:32:08,957 --> 01:32:11,860 Gladly! You'll never see me again. 2134 01:32:11,927 --> 01:32:15,964 And I was going to make a ghenoccio out of you. Hmm! 2135 01:32:18,366 --> 01:32:19,234 Where's my mother? 2136 01:32:19,301 --> 01:32:23,105 In the bar, drinking her breakfast. 2137 01:32:23,171 --> 01:32:25,240 I hope you fall off your trapeze. 2138 01:32:25,307 --> 01:32:26,575 Without a net. 2139 01:32:26,642 --> 01:32:27,576 Bunny: Ahem. 2140 01:32:27,643 --> 01:32:30,613 Oh, uh, uh... Colonel westbury... 2141 01:32:30,679 --> 01:32:31,780 Willowbrook. 2142 01:32:31,847 --> 01:32:35,017 I'm sorry, willowbrook. This lady is my wife. 2143 01:32:35,083 --> 01:32:36,752 She's a little high-spirited, as you can see, 2144 01:32:36,819 --> 01:32:38,854 And every once in a while, she gets bored with me. 2145 01:32:38,921 --> 01:32:41,556 After all, you know, I'm just an old, stodgy businessman. 2146 01:32:41,624 --> 01:32:43,926 I see... just a lark on her part. 2147 01:32:43,992 --> 01:32:45,794 Exactly. And I assure you, sir, 2148 01:32:45,861 --> 01:32:49,131 There was nothing wicked or malicious intended. 2149 01:32:49,197 --> 01:32:51,734 Now, if you'll give me your name again... 2150 01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:52,935 Colonel willowbrook, William. 2151 01:32:53,001 --> 01:32:54,937 Yes, yes. I'll see that you get the check. 2152 01:32:55,003 --> 01:32:56,772 Thank you, sir. Forgive the intrusion. 2153 01:32:56,839 --> 01:32:58,340 You have a fine husband, madam. 2154 01:32:58,406 --> 01:33:00,075 There's nothing so valuable in a marriage 2155 01:33:00,142 --> 01:33:03,211 As complete understanding, sympathy, and tolerance. 2156 01:33:03,278 --> 01:33:04,479 You're very kind, colonel. 2157 01:33:04,546 --> 01:33:06,548 [Chuckling] 2158 01:33:08,350 --> 01:33:09,785 Bunny willowbrook! 2159 01:33:09,852 --> 01:33:12,621 When did you get here? Your old room is ready and waiting for you. 2160 01:33:12,688 --> 01:33:13,588 Bunny: I'm afraid I must be off. 2161 01:33:13,656 --> 01:33:15,223 Nonsense. When did you get here? 2162 01:33:15,290 --> 01:33:17,459 William, you never told me that bunny was here. 2163 01:33:17,525 --> 01:33:18,727 Bunny?! 2164 01:33:18,794 --> 01:33:21,163 Now, don't jump to conclusions, Julia. 2165 01:33:21,229 --> 01:33:23,766 So William and colonel willowbrook are old friends? 2166 01:33:23,832 --> 01:33:24,667 Old and dear friends. 2167 01:33:24,733 --> 01:33:27,502 They practically lived together. 2168 01:33:27,569 --> 01:33:30,673 6 months from now, we'll all get a great laugh out of this. 2169 01:33:30,739 --> 01:33:32,808 Well, you three better laugh pretty loudly 2170 01:33:32,875 --> 01:33:34,777 Because whatever city you're in, I'll be in another city! 2171 01:33:34,843 --> 01:33:36,745 Whatever country you're in, I'll be in another country! 2172 01:33:36,812 --> 01:33:39,682 And if only there were another world to go to, I'd... I'd... 2173 01:33:39,748 --> 01:33:41,549 I'm sorry to interrupt, but I was asked 2174 01:33:41,616 --> 01:33:43,385 To deliver this to you at precisely this hour. 2175 01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:44,286 Miss Susan left it. 2176 01:33:44,352 --> 01:33:45,320 Susan left it? 2177 01:33:45,387 --> 01:33:47,389 Yes, when she and Mr. ritchie went away. 2178 01:33:47,455 --> 01:33:48,957 When she and ritchie went... ritchie went away?! 2179 01:33:49,024 --> 01:33:50,225 Read it! 2180 01:33:50,292 --> 01:33:52,728 "Dear mother and dad, ritchie and I love each other, 2181 01:33:52,795 --> 01:33:55,230 "And we're being married at the lodge at 2:00. 2182 01:33:55,297 --> 01:33:57,199 "Won't you attend the wedding and give us your blessing? 2183 01:33:57,265 --> 01:33:57,833 Susan and ritchie." 2184 01:33:57,900 --> 01:33:58,934 They can't! 2185 01:33:59,001 --> 01:34:01,536 They won't! I'm going up to put a stop to this! 2186 01:34:01,603 --> 01:34:02,938 William! 2187 01:34:03,005 --> 01:34:04,639 William, come back! 2188 01:34:04,707 --> 01:34:06,675 You've no right to stop them! 2189 01:34:08,276 --> 01:34:10,345 Oh! 2190 01:34:10,412 --> 01:34:12,715 Listen to me! William! 2191 01:34:12,781 --> 01:34:15,050 William, you'll ruin their lives! 2192 01:34:15,117 --> 01:34:16,719 I won't let you, William! 2193 01:34:18,687 --> 01:34:21,089 [Thunder] 2194 01:34:30,498 --> 01:34:31,900 Julia: William! 2195 01:34:31,967 --> 01:34:34,269 I won't let you smash Susan's marriage the way you smashed ours! 2196 01:34:34,336 --> 01:34:35,303 I tell you, she loves him! 2197 01:34:35,370 --> 01:34:37,405 I'll believe that when Susan tells me. 2198 01:34:37,472 --> 01:34:39,808 You mustn't interfere in this! 2199 01:34:39,875 --> 01:34:42,377 William, I won't let you! 2200 01:34:44,947 --> 01:34:48,050 Well, it doesn't look as though they've been... 2201 01:34:50,685 --> 01:34:52,654 "Daddy, darling, by the time you get this, 2202 01:34:52,721 --> 01:34:55,023 We'll be married and on our honeymoon in england." 2203 01:34:55,090 --> 01:34:57,025 Married! Yes, married. 2204 01:34:57,092 --> 01:34:59,527 And there's nothing you can do about it now. 2205 01:34:59,594 --> 01:35:01,396 Good-bye. 2206 01:35:01,463 --> 01:35:02,931 Look... 2207 01:35:04,199 --> 01:35:05,167 Why, it's Jameson. 2208 01:35:05,233 --> 01:35:06,334 And Hobson. 2209 01:35:06,401 --> 01:35:09,071 What is this, William? Another of your tricks? 2210 01:35:09,137 --> 01:35:11,139 No, Susan's. Listen. 2211 01:35:11,206 --> 01:35:14,442 "Your car won't be back until the day after tomorrow. 2212 01:35:14,509 --> 01:35:16,879 That gives you 48 hours to admit you love each other." 2213 01:35:16,945 --> 01:35:19,081 48 hours?! They're crazy. 2214 01:35:19,147 --> 01:35:22,484 I wouldn't spend 48 minutes with you. 2215 01:35:22,550 --> 01:35:23,618 I'll walk home. 2216 01:35:23,685 --> 01:35:25,921 Don't be a fool. You'll have to come back. 2217 01:35:27,022 --> 01:35:28,056 Oh! 2218 01:35:30,258 --> 01:35:31,326 You haven't a chance! 2219 01:35:31,393 --> 01:35:32,761 In a little while, it'll be so dark 2220 01:35:32,828 --> 01:35:34,596 You'll fall off a cliff and kill yourself! 2221 01:35:34,662 --> 01:35:36,231 I'd rather be dead! 2222 01:35:36,298 --> 01:35:38,400 Good-bye, Julia. I'll always remember you 2223 01:35:38,466 --> 01:35:40,903 As the bravest woman I've ever known. 2224 01:35:40,969 --> 01:35:42,604 And let me tell you... 2225 01:35:42,670 --> 01:35:44,907 Oh! Beast! 2226 01:35:49,677 --> 01:35:50,745 Oh! 2227 01:36:04,192 --> 01:36:05,894 Oh! Oh! 2228 01:36:11,599 --> 01:36:12,801 Aah! 2229 01:36:48,436 --> 01:36:49,004 [Crash of thunder] 2230 01:36:49,071 --> 01:36:50,973 Aah! 2231 01:37:03,085 --> 01:37:05,053 Beast! 2232 01:37:13,295 --> 01:37:14,930 [Macintosh bellowing] 2233 01:37:14,997 --> 01:37:16,965 [Screaming] 2234 01:37:38,553 --> 01:37:39,687 [Roof banging] 2235 01:38:00,375 --> 01:38:01,309 [Sniffing] 2236 01:38:17,392 --> 01:38:19,594 Aah! 2237 01:38:25,767 --> 01:38:28,603 [Sobbing] 2238 01:38:30,772 --> 01:38:34,142 Unh! 2239 01:38:34,209 --> 01:38:35,910 [Coughing] 2240 01:38:38,213 --> 01:38:39,914 [Laughing] 2241 01:38:44,619 --> 01:38:46,554 [Laughing]